Judge — May 6, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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OF HOPE'S ANNIVERSARY. Sing prison paper, The Star in quite the usu 1 points hopetully to the ( talks "and an sirug habit.” \ 35.033 number he Curse of Is another note strong in departments d ks, rearing of children, ce in the Universe,” by Man truck 7820, uve, in title at le Claris, sideboard, sleepin LED WEAPON. lebrates the completion of its | newspaper lly recites its achievements © note especially its department contributors all sign The Star of Hape seems | caling | yuschold, the welfare of the | + etc. 15 being not only well written | AAT, OF UceaMs eaniet bois incomplete without Abbott's. Ane Adds zest and) flavor, aids DEPEW AND THE NEW REPORTER. Senator Depew tells the following story of a new reporter : Ine day, while I was president of the | Central, a card bearing a new reportorial name Was prought to me. [could see the reporter pacing nervously up and cle on the down the corridor and called out, in a {tone intended to be familiatly reassuring, + Ah, Jones, come in ! + He came, it seemed to me, with actual aiffidence, sidled along with his back to the wall and his hands and hat behind him. This reporter is really modest,’ | mur- mured to myself. Finally he spoke, hesi- tatingly, with apparent difficulty and pprebension, | + Doctor,’ he began, +1—1 have been sent to interview you on certain policies of the road and—in anticipation of the nature of your repli tions I was told to ask you—I—l took the precaution to have my trousers re- enforced where I thought they would need i Well, of course I laughed ; I couldn't ie 1 just pulled the hat-pin |help it, And that opened the way. He fom toe Soman’s arm,“ Elost that hat-|turned out to be the cheekiest’ news- pin tarive years ago and wondered what rer Lever tackled, and [ had the satis- had become of it,” she exclaimed of seeing myself roasted in my own licen carrying a concealed weapon all | language in the paper next those years, eb 2” chuckled the doctor, NATURE'S HANDICAP. BROTHER DICKEY'S COMMENT. Miss Foursome has gained the cham-| Some one told Brother Dickey of a cer- pionship an spite of great obstacles.” tain rich man “who never felt hungry Inde Distance from a links, indif-| and Brother Dickey's only comment was, ferent courhing, other duties, E suppose?” | Po! devil !"—Addanta Constitution. »; personal beauty JOINS ODOR OF ONIONS. Man in fowa has asked the police to | shate the odor of onions in his neighbor. hool, Why didn't he just: place a piece of limburyger on the beat ? 40 Stes, Fe ES OW NS hy beat a Death does not turry for acenmulations. Not one an ten thousand, weures wside from hfe provision is imme- Wraner reasonable Life insurane tilly the bill oF hiy ta PENN MUTUAL LIF estat St, THE «SOMMER LIST OF TIE HIGIEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS NEADS TH Niner Wilding, Only sce Aven, cor Ea St. Yor y CALIFORNIA—Four Days from New York or Boston 5 Any Dealer Anywhere Will Supply Evans’ Ale With of Without Crown Corks, .TheWorlds Best Experts Pronounce It TheBest. Gold Medals flewOrleans Paris Cragaee 1385" 1900 Grand Prize's2":3 Award St.LouisWorlds Fair: ’5 to some of the ques: | LIFE’S LITTLE DECEPTIONS. He was leading lithe Annie al street. lor but he didn’t want the child to know he was after beer. Then a bright ide: occurred, * Don't you want a soda?” I inquired, Annie did and they entered the side-door. His soda had a ditlerent color from Annie's. | know why, “They drawe Janswered. «Et y so quick it would mine. Te would be i ularity of U a the United States and Cy Sohmer. ppt to prove th Every child i mada knows the | pop. | WORTH REMEMBERING, | Diamonds are worth three hundred mil- lion dollars a ton, You should bear this |in mind and refuse to take a cent less. OLD FLAME? Man specchless for years saw woma in flames and instantly recovered his voice, Recognized an old tame, perhaps? the He was heading tor a thirst par- The child wanted to mine first,” he n't drinkt: yours en same color as MORE THAN 400 SHAVES ‘WITHOUT STROPPING This is a low average of the number of shaves that can be secured with a Gillette soewRazor With each razor there are twelve double ledged blades of wafer atee!, tempered so hard, by our secret process, they must be ground ‘with Diamond Dust, and so perfectly sharp- ened, every one will give from ten to forty delightful, velvety shaves, without stropping. When they ‘are dull we will send you one new blade for every two returned to us. Repeated exchanging in this way’ gives you an equivalent of twenty- two blades with every outfit, After they are all used, new ones can be: t so low a price that your shaving will cost you but a fraction of a cent a shave. Ask your dealerfor the Gillette Safety Razors he ean pees itor joa. Waite sting Trnklet ‘thirty days fe at dealers make th ‘we will you The Gillette Hales Company, 03 Tes Biz, Toes Sa.,New York References: Any ene of cur 168,262 satiated cacrs to Jan. 1,1908, our rut year tn the market DESERVES SUCCESS. + Any man what's hones'ly bu suppo'ter wile en seben chilluns suecess,”” ting to esate, said Parson folinson jmon best Sunday his ser- CLUB COCKTAILS— For the home, for the club, anywhere, are unrivalled. | Choicest liquors, exquis- itely proportioned and blended and aged make a perfectly royal drink. | Seven kinds—Manhattan, Mar- | tini, Vermouth, Whiskey,’ Hol- land Gin, Tom Gin, York. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., , Hartford New York London —By New York Central. AMONG GOTHAM EDITORS. Gotham think a great jabout their circulation, ailments are due to disord tion, A business manag: rushed into his editor's oflice the day, it is said, and told the editor their circulation must. he booming. — + There Were six copies of our sheet in the car L editors deal Many of their s of circula- of a ma; Was O1 he said, and there were not more than a dozen passengers aby The editor was overjoyed, Yes, tinued the business manager, © 1 reading a copy anid there were five copies, in my pocket.” MONT PELEE DUST. What has become of the tons of dust that were brought trom Mont Pelee 2 A correspondent, People they 1atas pepper shipped over by husding American tirms, asks in Canada say ree FITTING FINALE TOA coop DINNER FITTING FINALE, TOA coop DINNER LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX GREEN AND YELLOW THIS FAMOUS CORDIAL, NOW MAD TARRAGONA, SPAIN, WAS FOL CEN TUIIES, DISTILLED BY THE CARTHUSIAN. MONKS (HEWES CHAITILOX) AT THE MONASTERY OF LA GRANDE CHAMTCUSE, FRANCE, KNOWN THHOUGHOUT THE WORL CHARTREUSE. THE ABOVE SENTS THE AN THE P ar cur neene TLE AND LABEL EMPLOYED. FINE ALTICLE Si THE MONKS’ EXPULSION FROM FLAN AND IT 1S NOW KNOWN AS LIQUEUR PERES CHARTREUX (Ht MONKS, HOWEVER, STILE RETAIN THE EXCLUSIV HIGHT TO USE THE OLD BOTILE AND LABE AS WELL), DISTILLED 0) ME OWDCH OF MONKS WHO HAVE SECURELY GUAKDED THE SECRET OF ITS MANUFACIUKE FoI INDKEDS OF YEARS AND WHO ALONE to AKNUWLDDGC OF THE ELEMLN ts OF THIS DELICIOUS RECTAN Aventelans Wine Men huets. reer HL Tarjer & tise c qs Hirwulway, New Vouk Dele Agents for United States. aNY | BARBER-SHOP ECONOMY. | Look here!" said the boss barber to the new man in the shep, + you ought to push the sale of that hati tonic, never car YOU SupyESt It to a patron,” What's the use 7” asked the new man “Lettem get bald. You make all Hse it's only half the job to do Gionterssca hey vail Soe Parker, Stearns & Sutton, 230 South St., Dept. F. 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