Judge — April 29, 1905 — page 5: what you’re looking at

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BIRTHDAY MAKES HIM SAD. SHAD a sorrowful we did not feel like Lam-about-done-for look, and vading the little world of gloom in which he sata al smoked his pipe most of the We could not guess what had gone wrong with him, mornin But we were worried about him, So many things can happen to a man who has a wile and several children. You are halt afraid to go to probing, for you never hnow when you are going to run on something he is trying his level best to keep rat, coarse world. y from the “What in time 's got into him 2" we kept say to oursell. Has his landlord asked him for the rent, or is it just a case of J other wired 1, here f Then other darkling possibilities me toalay that she will be day to sper month with us’ suyggested themselves. Perhaps he had made up his mind to make a touch on us during the day. Or suppose he is writing a book, nd is yoing to une said to oursell ul bosom hitnselt and tell uss While t suddenly brought up with Weil, say it,” © Did you Lnow bam having a by [about it, we tions were running nigh our mind we were Say !* round turn by his remarkin was our rejoinder ay tose “Not Gave us your hand atuiations !” © No honey-stalk forme! Ptell you Lam havin wilh myselbever, Eve been thinking itover, and Phave made up my mid ies about tine to go and order my little two-by-siy out under the “Went to your bead last eve, eh 2 was err comment on this blind announcement, “Then we asked bin to mame the mt, we had so much we would try te part with it in hope, he rescimed jgloon when a tellow is getting old ther: viv there? Lam thirty today, and it’s that is ne way to kee same whieh has tor a season east fully forty dollars’ worth of blight L know it was goin thirty over yours truly, J Preven was are, and LE wasn't pre When years he gets the ne pared for it, Tal to hit me so hard, fellow has ycone along in the joyous Qventies f Hien an his head that he is always. ind then he tor twenty, notice of it all, and thea an ts to h pirack, and by and by takes ne fhe pulls the covers off his head in the mor all of comes a day whe and then «sudden «creepy, seared: feelings starts down some where in the wiein ity of tas big toc and ks alon up until at sort of bits the gazzared ined the atl then the cole truth ise Me is this this morn Ing Phave seen an old geay head [have seopped aml sived him ap and looked at his w heard floating on the inoring cephyrs and then framed inyself up in the part. Say, how old are y We toll him of our sixty beautial summers, and poured balm Wand leaped in the cir several feet, to show hin how sixty is teally just the early Lanblan stage of life, ‘Then we took dim out and let hin spend thirty cents in hanor of the day THE TWO FR NCE thete way a won er dress, The first triend she Joysuia, “ dear! you valte Mad i as entirely dit ferent Hom any other Ehave seen nd, Mas. Jol Oh, my tnt Psee you have rad itis so dilferent trom what everybody else ty wearing: Hy And then the SORT O° PIECRUSTY First acteess 8 \What airs the comedian so-erusty this morn wd ates o Ob, Vout she's perter AVERAGED ‘THE SAME, tee Jn Last night Thcet bat one remarks the dete damsel, bat it esunted the HE WAS SUC Snifiins © Weil, , yur Language MW sivw le comte hot wie ge dant hate ce Lange Bet Desa nid aanieder ren a wifkins Well, don't worry Youre suecerding, all comicbooks.com