Judge — April 8, 1905 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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The accompanying foke or re of Stamps to the fall amount of postage 18 also reauited, t EVEN while the bluebird toots and beats his liverspad in joy we are tld ian whom it would be difficult if not quite impos- by the bucolic prophet that the peach-crop will be a failure this year. sible to match among the suuthesea savages. The Russian is now aware eee of the fact that hiy food has been too much for his stomach, and that he OCK DUCK, the Chinese high-binder, seems to have a keen appres has not only bitten off more than he can masticate, but considerably more ciation of and a sharp eye for the best up-to-date business methods. than will assimilate with his dietetic candles, be they the candles of com- It is Said that for a proper consideration he will rid localities of objection- merce or the home-made specimens like unto those which mother used to able persons either at home or abroad, and do the job in a thoroughly satis: 9 If the Russian would have any chance with the Jap on the battle: factory and artistic manner. That the poorer classes may avail themselves ld lose no time in effecting an exchange of nursing-bottles to have arranged an installment plan with a cere with him, But it is not likely that the Russian would ever attempt to tain sum down as an evidence of good faith, A special rate for mothers in-law should popularize this installment system, whose terms might be set he is too great a combination of wolf and savage to be seriously affected by forth to advantage in an illustrated catalogue and price-list. the food that has put the Jap on the crest of the wave and caused the world cee in general to know him as a gladiator who understands the game of ware THE EMIGRANT QUESTION continues to be of the moment fare to the ground —qu thoroughly as the Russian knows it. The Jap ist who has the riddle in hand will look in vain will be very likely to stick to the bottle which has developed him into so ras to say that we do not fancy — husky a soldier, and to show the world the feats of which he is capabl ple of i sound a soldier, The Russian is possessed of that sort of stubbornness and pi ¢ to these shores in swarms — headedness which will make it impossible for him to eschew his time- has been a wild-eyed barba of his services, he is ite such an exchange, for the reason that in all probability he knows. ter, and the sociv for an OFdipus. In fact, we may go so there is an OBdipus lying around lo and satisfactory answer. The emigrants like bees, mosquitoes and blackbirds. In numbers and in enthusiasm they — worn, out-of-date ideas. He will always love darkness, and believe in the ie virtue of the knout and the other instruments of torture which have caused ming — his name to be looked upon as a menace to everything that is good and but misguided persons who, at their own expense, have appeared ay Ham- clean and decent. Yet his only hope ait present seems to be in drinkin let_at special matinées. After a while wealthy Americans will seek an the same brand that has brought the Jap to the front as a fighter who re- abiding-pl the alians, and in Poland that they may — fuses to be thrashed, enjoy immunity from contact with the unde: more and a greater confusion tongues spoken in this howling city to-day than gave Babel the reputation by which it is chielly known, ‘The foreign anarchists who is cd are as the skippers in a cheese or the eels in a floating equine. The even more numerous than the leaves of Vallombrosa and the well ¢ in Italy to escay rable. There are are, as a class, rats in human form, who are unworthy of the consideration of decent people except as regards the welf society from a criminal p for to society one of these shockhaired, blear-eyed stiletto artists is more to be desired ina eof tof stone cage than are twenty run: ning around, seeking whom the may stab in the back. They buzzards and jacks no value of which we have re sy and have ny knowledge except when consi ered in the light of other animals that may be worked up into fer- tilizer, glue, Knife-handles and butt T VILIZATION nurs- ing-bottle has been a great factor in the development of the Jap as a first-class fighting-man, It is owing to this bottle that he is today of so fine a fibre and calibre that the very sight of him puts fear into the heart and speed into the heels of the Rus= sian, w > has a proper respect for him asa battling proposition, While the Jap bas been livir on the predigested baby-food of civilization and. education, t Russian has been subsisting on the mille of desp dhe “WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH KANSAS? tis; comicbooks.com