Judge, 1905-04-08 · page 15 of 16
Judge — April 8, 1905 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising** with some reprinted jokes and one cartoon. The main content includes: **"The Truth About Great Western Champagne"** — An advertisement for wine that plays on a joke about preserving complexion by keeping it "in a cool place, tightly corked." **The cartoon "Still Life"** depicts a domestic argument between a husband and wife, with the wife complaining he's quarrelsome and the husband responding he's "always waiting for scrap" — a visual pun showing them literally fighting over food scraps. **Multiple short jokes** about courtship and romance (proposals, kissing), typical of period humor. **"Either Way You Look At It"** advertises the Iver Johnson Revolver, claiming safety features. **Delaware Water Gap advertisement** promotes a Pennsylvania resort. The page contains typical early 20th-century magazine content: commercial advertising mixed with light domestic humor and product endorsements. The jokes reflect period attitudes about marriage dynamics and social conventions.
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