Judge, 1905-04-01 · page 2 of 16
Judge — April 1, 1905 — page 2: what you’re looking at
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The main cartoon depicts two men in conversation, labeled "NO NEED" with the caption: "John, where have you been?" "My darling (tie), I'll give you two guesses." This appears to be a domestic satire about a husband's infidelity or suspicious absence. The woman's exasperated tone suggests she knows or suspects wrongdoing. The phrase "I'll give you two guesses" is sarcastic—implying his excuses are predictable. The surrounding text discusses various political and social topics typical of Judge's satirical commentary, including references to water sports, fish, and what appears to be commentary on political figures, though specific identities are unclear from this page alone. Without additional context or date information, the exact political figures referenced remain uncertain, but the cartoon itself satirizes conventional domestic deception and marital tension.
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