Judge, 1905-03-04 · page 11 of 16
Judge — March 4, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising**, with small comic vignettes interspersed. The main content includes: **Advertisements:** - **Moët & Champagne/White Seal Champagne**: Features an ornate illustration of figures celebrating, emphasizing record import figures and "distinction and preference" - **Hunter Whiskey**: Claims a grand prize award - **Sohmer Pianos**: Advertises as winner of highest award - **Heublein Club Cocktails**: Emphasizes scientific blending - **Wisconsin Opportunities** and **Learn Law at Home**: Self-improvement ads typical of the era **Comic Vignettes:** Several brief joke dialogues mock courtship and romance: a woman supporting a lazy husband, a man proposing with weak health excuses, a teacher's lesson about rhinoceroses, and children's innocent misunderstandings. The humor is gentle, domestic satire—typical early-20th-century Judge fare—rather than sharp political commentary. The page reflects Prohibition-era messaging (advertising alcohol while temperance debates raged) and period attitudes toward gender roles and marriage.
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