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Judge — February 11, 1905 — page 2: what you’re looking at
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This page contains two distinct sections: political commentary and a comic strip titled "The Amateur Cupids—A Valentine Catastrophe." The top features two lengthy editorial pieces discussing **Russia's political situation** and **lobbying/corruption in American politics**. The Russian section criticizes the Tsar's oppressive regime and lack of freedom. The lobbying piece satirizes wealthy interests manipulating politicians, describing how special interests use various tactics—"bribery, trickery, buncombe"—to control government decisions. It specifically praises "Uncle Sam" as someone capable of resisting such manipulation. The six-panel comic strip below depicts a slapstick Valentine's Day scenario where amateur cupids cause chaos and physical comedy, typical of Judge's humorous content aimed at family audiences.
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