Judge, 1905-02-04 · page 11 of 16
Judge — February 4, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertisements** with incidental humor pieces, typical of early 20th-century American magazines. The notable satirical content includes: **"A Fellow Feeling"** (center-left): A temperance anecdote where a woman who judges drunks harshly becomes sympathetic after discovering her own coffee addiction parallels alcoholism. The joke ironically equates the two vices—suggesting middle-class coffee dependency is as compelling as working-class drinking, thus humanizing the "drunkard." **Legal humor** (top): A married man discusses his wife's throat surgery being "almost fatal" because she couldn't talk for six months. The joke relies on the period's domestic humor trope mocking wives' chattiness. **Farm humor** (bottom): A visitor from the city complains about deep snow; the farmer replies the oldest residents exaggerate past snowstorms. Standard rural-versus-urban comedy. The remaining content is straightforward product advertising (Postum, Packer's Tar Soap, Sohmer Pianos, champagne, ginseng tonics)—no political satire is evident on this particular page.
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just discovered why the, Vulcan was firm, “No, Jupiter,” he said, “1 shall not give trading stamps with my thunder- bolts."— ested the lew chan bald man, * but at makes hair fall out? © of a fortune goi Josopher was moved to tears. . is one Tribune. is the c. G. of the best headquarters f ‘Trussell, Manager. all winter golfers. James —"1 hear that operation on your wife's throat was almost fatal 2" Henry—" Yes; she wasn't able to tal for six months; it nearly killed her." Detroit Free tress. A FELLOW FEELING. WHY SHE FELT LENIENT TOWARDS THE DRUNKAKD, A great deal depends on the point of view. A good temperance woman was led, in a very peculiar way, to revise Jsomewhat harsh judgment. of the | devil who cannot resist his cups, is now the more chantabl * For many years | was a great sufferer }from asthma, Finally my health got so hicent| poor that | found [ could not lie down, Jbut walked the floor whilst others slept |f got so nervous | could not rest any- where, “Specialists told me 1 must g jthe use of coffee—the main thing that 1 wwe me some relic, 1 amily physician, and he, fiend huinselt, told: me to pay no attention to their advice. Coffee had such a charm for me that in_ passin a restaurant and getting a whiff of the fragrance | could not re T felt lenient towards th who could not pass the saloon, nds often urged me to try Postum, but [turned a deat ear, saying, “That may do tor people to whom coffee is harmful, but not for me coffee and [will never part.” © At last, however, | bought a package of Postum, although [was sure 1 could not drink it, 1 prepared it as directed, and served it for breaktast, Well, bitter as [was against it, | must say that never dT tasted a more delicious cup of coffee! From that day to this (more than two years) | have never had a desire for the old coffee, My health soon re- the asthma disappeared, | began Hl, and in a short time I gained twenty pounds in weight, “One day [| handed my physician the tablets he had prescribed for me, telling him [had no use for them, I yed for dinner. When I passed him his coffee cup he remarked, ‘Lam glad to see you were s nough not to let yourself be persuaded that coffee was harmtul, ‘This is the best cup of coffee | ever drank,’ he ‘the trouble is so few people to make good coffee.’ When he got his second cup f told him he was drinking Postum, He was incredulous, but T convinced him, and now he uses nothing but Postum in his home and has greatly improved in health." Name given by Postumn Co,, Battle Creek, Mich, Look in each packaye for the little book * The Road to Wellvill Pears ‘The skin welcomes Pears’ Soap. It gently cleanses, freshens and __ beautifie: Never irritates nor acts harshly. Have Soap? mer & Co. will be al, and warranted, her poor nd she She writes neat little place, that one wit Who lives ther nike He had willed him everything. And whose is that ma; © over ther wlongs to Blackstun, the law ed up the estate." —Chicago rd-Herali. | house, a «That rich unch “Oh! marble pal Vin ho ke “you may become bald, bue| lays thought baldness will not become you.!? | onuled our being a coffee Systematic S Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines means healthy hair and scalp and ampooing with} prevents premature baldness The Packer Mig. Co, New York “The snow is lying pretty deep out this wy," remarked the visitor from the city es," replied the intelligent farme! “but not as de the oldest inhabitant is lying about old-time snow-storms.” ladelphia Press. To Prevent Loss of Hair Shampos the Glenn's Sul hair once a week wi ur Soap. ‘The sul by the hair and revives Glenn's Sulphur Soap is a specific for parasitic scalp and skin diseases and cures dandruff. Kefuse all substitutes for Glenn’s Sulphur Soap Sea rake at drug TEC SHUTTRATON € mous Ev ilairand Whisker Dye, lack or Brown, 0 cta, THE “SOMMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST (GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Sth Ave, you used Pears’ Building, cor 22d St. Conty tearoom tn'reater New Yorks | Get it anywhere. Harry —" Mamma, 1 dreamed. last night that you came into the nursery and | li scolded m Mamma—* Indeed! And what did 1 say? Harry— Why, you ought to know, mamma. You were there and did all the | talking.” —Detroit Free Press. “Don't you sometimes think we are 4¢ too fast 2" “No, [used to, but | soon cured that impression. | moved out to a suburb and rode in to work every day on an accom. modation train."— Washington Star. Ma addles. “Tommy, you've been a bad boy to-day, and 1 shall tell your father all about it when he comes home.” Tommy Twaddles —" Aw, that’s just a woman—can't keep a secret, can 1?" — Cleveland Leader. ‘aMABE LL. HAVANA CIGARS “ARE THe peppecriow oF LEMOS Mrs. Ryacre—* fighters. An Now these here prize- 1, after all, Hiram, at put that in your] like y dirs. Kyacre—«'The ps Hogan put * Kid * Case: that kind of him ? the blankets, too.” per says, ¢Spil to sleep, Wasn't I guess he tucked in Chicago News. The Four-Track News for February is a veritable horn of plenty, although it is safe to say that one cannot get too much of this particular kind of good thing, ‘The variety of subjects handled in this popular magazine may be judged when w that it treats of Barbary Sheep, Finance, hington, Schuy The Cornish Coast, Va- rious Vehicles, Our Boarding House, I the P Confidences, The People of 1 Masters of the Soil, and many other topics too numerous to mention, It rivals in point of variety the contents of a small boy's pocket, which may be said, roughly to contain marbles, nails, lucky stones, cord, tops, bean-shooters, jack-knives, fish-bait, and a hop-toad, As an all: ‘round, up-to-date, Johnny-on-the-spot wine that cheers while it does not inebriate, we have xreat pleasure in rec- pmending the our-rack News for which of every kind of soul will prove a For furthe particulars H. 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