Judge — January 28, 1905 — page 2: what you’re looking at

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Ar THe Mannie Berne Westen ISIED WE 3 AVESUR AND NINETERATHO STRKET, New Yous 1343 Vartford lnstding, Cncage, Ha TERMS ‘TO UISCRIGERS UNITED STATES AND CANADA IM ADVANCE IGN: SURSERIMETO Chamery Lane BC fneat Besta OF ui Tha T THE DEMOCRACY has been having a pretty lively time of it a number of years iy at fact that would be har were it not for the great fund of ix from it. The history of the Democra provoking element for all people wh these days of worry and indix y into the hands of :t receive worthy of exploit ent merriment that is inseparable y isone that reeks with the mirth see it from a rational p wnd, bh hy shou the De- nificance, the quality of the fat it puts upon the Laugher is of the If the Democracy could but Liugh as hard S it causes others to Laugh it would never look quite so forlorn and ne as at the present time, For now it is hurtling back to L J the backwoods for a long-necded rest of about twenty y It is lifting its husky voice in Lamentation and beating its wishby the burd: Woe is me!” It is making kn manner in which it has been hazed during the past eight yes airy syllables of its te Gare and cause dyspepsi the Democracy go right on ex As at humors mocracy Causes U ¢ proverbial barrel of monkeys to pale into insi for the solid, hard: ils variety. itself omeville ¢, while n tous the nd the J throws the country into paroxysms of joy, and yety of nations. The De- f its traditions, which, while beautiful in many ded as at stands of its son is incidentally contributes generously to the x il ished or cause themselves to be r racy boasts pro ot be of value in any The Democracy is le Tespects, cant conservatively managed pork and in a ar stew of discontent and mis- But it should not be entire It should appreciate its value asa dispenser of the joy it wakes in others, and likewise feel that it is not existing in vain when it causes two men to laugh where only one man laughed before. nd-beans emporium, esome ery. cast down London in the postal union, $6.40 a year. Brentano's, Avenue de UOpera, Paris Aack's News Exchange, Mains, Germany. rement of this conyrtght will be promptly and dizorousty prosecuted. se return of the latter ‘unren found unavailable cannot be guarantees. The accompanying foke or 5 40 the full amount of postage ts also required, snd address written plainly on eacin and Cvery separate sketch. Tie Bat rink. C! wire of Inclosure uf sta IS UP and skating is the order of the day on the national ancey M., the ever-frisky and agile performer on the skick+ patic fact and fancy, is gliding gracefully along on the light fantastic skate nner that proves that he is still a pent-up volcano of activity whose lustre refuses to be dimmed. And the president is decorat- ing, the ice with a legend of two which will have oceans of all-round inter- est for the American whose Americanism is more than skin-deep, He Whirls and circles about in great style, and never slips and loses his bal- ance, but leaps and lopes and twists and curvets in a fashion that causes McClellan to see in him a star performer, who as such is without an equal. Those princes of plutocracy, the banker and the plumber, are too full for utterance when they observe the motto that the president is cutting in the They are, s cak, riveted to the spot in open-mouthed wonder, and forget to. ii f ec fakir of frenzied finance, Lawson, somersaulting through the air and gliding along. nimbly on the base of his brain, Uncle Sam naturally waves his arms with the bliss that thrills him to the core while the skate-shod elephant of the sgrand old party hauls him swiftly around the pond, His smile is quite as sunny as that of Tom Platt, who looks as if he fancies that everything, has been coming, his way of late. It looks as if the skating-party is being held on the strength of the all-round prosperity which is now descending, upon the country in Large, juicy chunks. But we miss dear old Dr. Hill, whose face is a never-fuiling beacon-light of joy. The genial old doctor is no longer skating, on the political pond, for, having wrapt the mantle of his greatness about him, he now lies down to pleasant dreams of retirement. May his sleep be sweet and unsullied by the lobster of unrest. His skates are on and he is on the shelf. ice. lings vent when they see the willow-tree, life without love?” fe. 1 comicbooks.com