Judge — January 21, 1905 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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COLLECTORS. Mot! r has a lace collection, Soster goes for rugs; Otie-» go for books and pictures, Loterflies and pugs. One ving, though they all omitted — So, the whirl to join, Father works with toil unceasing ; He collects the coi New York Sun, 1 of a tonic? king of Inn tura, the ght “Daily, did you tell mother when you was courting her that you couldn't tive without her 2" «Maybe TL did, my boy. I was young and foolish then," T know better now.” Cleveland Plain Dealer, The Sehiner 1 the ment severe cr sical talent in th has successfully passed “Where is that wild citizen who used “to be so reckless 2” asked the cactus col- _ le Eye, * Is he still out here?” responded Amber Pete; “it got tobe too tame out here, He's gone east to be a chauffeur," — Chic fe MANY wise club stewards find it more satisfactory to serve CLUB COCKTAILS instead of guesswork kind. No guesswork cocktail can pre- sent so perfect a result as CLUB COCKTAILS. The choicest of liquors, their exquisite propor- tions and the necessary ageing make CLUB brand the cocktail | par excellence. Just strain through cracked ice. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Mar- tini, Vermouth, Whiskey, Holland in, Tom Gin and York. G.F.HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Proprietors Hartford New York "Yes," said Dr. Youngm: my degree of m.d. now, wealthier. All I've got is my title.” Well,” said Joakl tors get their titles by degr ‘must have patients be ) wealthy." Philadelphia Press al test by the highest mus | ld. London | ANOTHER RECORD BROKEN. Little Johnny's father's gun Was an ancient, rusty one ; Johnny got it out one d When his parents were av Merely wishing to be cute, He took aim ani said he'd shoot; Said it to his sister Pointing at her pretty face. Little Grace still has her head, She was not filled full of lead; There was nothing in the ‘That her brother aimed for tun, Record-Herald, Golf, shooting, beautiful drives, riding, well- r, Augusta, Georgia, C. Go Manager. Trussell, “ Do you ever feel,” twittered the young woman with soulful eyes to the gi novelist, “as if you must fly from’ this world. As if you must bury yourself in some vast wilderness far from the haunts of men? Do you ever feel that you will die if you are not alone—all alone 2” he told her; * indeed I do.” nd when do you feel that way i" Cleveland Leader, MIGHT HAVE SAVED IT. A Lor OF TROUMLE STARCHY A little boy of eight years, whose parents did not teed him on the right kind of food, y V suffered trom a | weak condition of the stomach and bow- Ki he was taken down with ap- 1 after the operation the doc- lor, knowing. that his intestinal digestion was very weak, put him on Grape-Nuts twice a day. He rapidly recovered months thereatter, lus father states, He has yrown to be strong, muscular, and sleeps soundly, weighs sixty-two pounds, and his whol nis in a fine condition of health." N. ven by Postum Co., Battle Cr Itis phin that if he had been put on Grape-Nuts at an earlier period in his life and. kept from the use of foods that he could not digest, he never would have had ppendicitis. “Thar disease is caused by undigested food decaying in the stomach and bowels, causing irritation and making |for the growth of all kinds of microbes, diseased condition which 1s the active of appendicitis, and this s more marked with people who do not properly dl Grape’ parts of wheat FROM Foob, ‘roo MucH and about two bread, of the selected | nd barley, and. by the p tory all of the starch is turned into sugar ready for immediate digestion and the more perfect nourishment of all parts of the body, particularly the brain and nerve atres, Read the Wellville,” little book, “The Road to found in each package. A Real Beautifier felphur is the best thing known for but contains enough phur ty make the complexion s free from pimples fwsist on having the use daily Glenn’s Sulphur Soap genuine and HAVANA CIGARS ... “ARE THE peorecrion oF B1EN? | +} culiar processes of the cooking at the fac- | * May I kiss you before I go?" © Wee « Well 2" + Just one thing constrains me to say | here fambly ! And what is that ?" “The fact that you cannot very well kiss me after you go."—/ouston Post, Farmer Foddershucks was angry with his scapegrace of a son.“ Young man,” |he thunde: © a disgrace to this It's a mighty good thing t rich,” asked his son sheepishly, it 1 wuz, Id disinhenit ye— Cleveland Leader. eagerly. | that’s why AGE AND PURITY SUNNY Broo, A PERFECT WHISKEY. “ATTENTION The U.S. Government protects its citizens against COUNTERFEIT MONEY it also protects them against COUNTERFEIT WHISKEY. ine whiskey is bottled under government supervision in its pure natural state, and bears a little green stamo over the cork, which is the government guarantee that the whiskey is absolutely pure and properly aged Every bottle of SUNNY OOK WHISKEY bottled in bond bears this stamp. THEONLY WHISKEY AWARDED GRAND PRIZE 4x» GOLD MEDAL ATST.LOUIS WORLDS FAIR Py Gen, AOC MARK QO band ? Yes, Lam, cyes off the women,” “Oh, yes, he can, some time stree “And, you're not jealous of your hus. | Now,” | 1 want to He simply can't keep his | think in the n No," repli ain't allowed to.” said the inquisitive bachelor, sk you a question, Do you rried state | Henpeck promptly ; +1 You should see him Thitaaciphia tress. hen he has aseat ina crowded hiladelphia Ledyer. Yow, Henry,” I must Allright,” she began, with set fifty dollars to-day.” replied her husband, concluded Mrs, Peck, "I treated here her with silent contemp lent contempt!” exclaimed Henry] aria, do you expect me to | Houston Past. racious, Henry!" she exclaimed, ig. What's the matter? Are you sick?" Washington Star, Pro WHFE THE BEST MILWAUKEE BEER Los ANGELES-—Four Days from New York or Boston—By NEW YORK CENTRAL comicbooks.com