Judge, 1904-12-24 · page 14 of 16
Judge — December 24, 1904 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and fillers** rather than political satire. The main content consists of four advertisements and several brief humorous anecdotes. **Key elements:** 1. **Lea & Perrins' Sauce ad**: Features a well-dressed gentleman at dinner, promoting British Worcestershire sauce as a solution to bland food. The top cartoon depicts a frustrated parent unable to stop a crying child—the joke being the child "soaked" in sauce still won't quiet down, providing absurdist humor supporting the product. 2. **Leslie's Weekly promotion**: Advertises a competing publication, claiming war news from the "Far East" (likely the Russo-Japanese War era) is worth the subscription cost. 3. **California Limited railroad ad**: Promotes Santa Fe Railway's luxury train service with sleeping cars and dining accommodations. 4. **Brief jokes**: Include puns about piano accompaniments and theatrical club mottos. The page reflects early 1900s American consumer culture and transportation advertising rather than meaningful political commentary.
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THERE IS NO ARGUMENTI! Lea & Perrins’ Sauce THE ORIGINAL WORCESTERSHIRE t THE PEERLESS SEASONING. "Dear met can't you stop him from crying so?” kh . Some appetites need to be tempted. Dishes which are ordinarily flat 'm afraid not. I've soaked him till me arm 's tired, an’ still he keey te ci on a-bellowin'.”” PS and tasteless may be made just the reverse by Proper seasoning. Soups, Fish, Roasts, Gravies, Salads, etc., are given a delicious flavor by adding LEA & PERRINS’ SAUCE. No other “ just as good.” JOHN DUNCAN'S SONS, Agents, NEW YORK. There’s Money in Leslie’s Weekl Unlimited comforts are provided on The ACCURATE WAR NEWS FROM THE California FAR EAST Our Own Correspondent on the Field Limite d Jasper’s hints to money-makers will make and save Compartment Pullmans for those who : : ion Palleians f money and alone are worth ten times seek ecelasions! Otteevancs emia a He : -smoki for those who enj the subscription price Bult eemiees eee Daily, Chicago to Los Angeles and ‘Frisco, through Southwest Land of Enchantment. TOPICS OF THE TIMES FULLY ILLUSTRATED pence vRe LESLIE'S WEEKLY —*— $4 Per Year 225 FOURTH AVE. $1 For 3 Months NEW YORK The Oldest and Best... Fearless and Progressive JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Ave., New York. Young lady—"You are a wonderful master of the piano, I hear.” Professor von Spieler (hired for the occasion) —"I blayaggompaniments zome- times.” Young lady—“ Accompaniments to singing 2” Professor von Spieler—“ Aggompani- ments to gonversations."— New York Weekly. Knox—| hear you are getting up an amateur theatrical club?” Woodby—" Yes; and now we're look- ing for a good motto for the club, What would you suggest ?” Knox —“ What's the matter with: «Think twice before you act’ ?"—Phila- delphia Press. WASHINGTON. Holiday Tour via Pennsylvania Railroad. December 27 has been selected as the date for | personally-conducted holiday tour of the Pe: vania Railroad to Washington. ‘This tour will period of three days, affording ample time to ¥: the principal points of interest at the national c: $14.50 oF $12.00 from New York, $13.00 oF $10.50 ‘Trenton, and proportionate rates from other point cording to hotel selected. Rates cover accomnuod at hotel for two days. Special side trip to i Vernon. All tickets good for ten days, with special hote! after expiration of hotel coupon. For itineraries and fall information apply to 1k Agents : C. Stodds, Assistant Eastern Passenger A 3 Filth Avenue, New York ; or address Geors Boyd, General Passenger Agent, Broad Street St" Philadelphia, Some men die hard and others : |dead easy.—Philadelphia Record. comicbooks.com