Judge, 1904-11-26 · page 15 of 16
Judge — November 26, 1904 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from Judge magazine (appears to be early 1900s) contains several short humor pieces and advertisements rather than a single political cartoon. **The main cartoons:** 1. **"A Patriot"** shows two men discussing a book-author's royalties, with one character expressing mock outrage that authors receive payment ("seems tew me like royalties is mighty unconstitutional"). This satirizes working-class attitudes toward intellectual property or perhaps anti-capitalist sentiment. 2. **The Kloseman domestic joke** plays on a wife's pun about a "sealskin sacque-rifice" (sacrifice/sac), mocking both a husband's broken promise and marital financial disputes. 3. **The lawyer joke** satirizes attorney greed—charging extra to explain their own bills. The page is primarily **advertising-heavy**, featuring liquor (Old Crow Rye, champagne), cigarettes, jewelry, and business services, typical of Judge's revenue model. The humor is light, domestic, and class-conscious rather than overtly political.
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