Judge — November 19, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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It is a Christmas-tree and a cornucopia combined, and the man, woman or child who possesses a copy will, in looking over its wealth of picture and text, wish that Christmas could and would come several times a year, if not oftener. George H. Daniels, publisher, 7 East Forty-second street, New York city. Naggs—* What did your wife say when she let you in at two o'clock in the morn- in —_ Iwas so frightened I didn't hear what she said.” Naggs—" What frightened you ?” I thought I was a bigamist.” —Chicago News. T° every man and woman there comes the occasional need for a beverage slightly siimalating. and altogether harmless. That means ‘The product of nature's glorious ho} ~The Ideal health-giving Tonte. All Dealers and Places Everywhere. 106. to 50a each A-SANTARLEA'S Obs Makers TAMPA. 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He says: “Six years ago I became so weak from stomach and bowel trouble that I was finally compelled to give up all work in my store, and in fact all sorts of work, for about four years. The last year I was confined to the bed nearly all of the time, and much of the time unable to re- tain food of any sort on my stomach. My ; | bowels were badly constipated continually and I lost in weight from one hundred and sixty-five pounds down to cighty-eight pounds. “When at the bottom of the ladder I changed treatment entirely, and started in on Grape-Nuts and cream for nourish- ment. I used absolutely nothing but this for about three months. I slowly improved until I got out of bed and began to move about. have been improving regularly, and now in the past two years have been work- ing about fifteen hours a day in the store, and never felt better in my life. “ During these two years I have never missed a breakfast of Grape-Nuts and cream, and often have it two meals a day, but the entire breakfast is always made of Grape-Nuts and cream alone. «Since commencing the use of Grape- Nuts I have never used anything to stimu- late the action of the bowels, a thing I had to do for years, but this food keeps me regular and in fine shape, and I am grow- ing stronger and heavier every day. “My customers, naturally, have been interested, and I am compelled to answer a great many questions about Grape-Nuts. “Some people would think that a sim- ple dish of Grape-Nuts and cream would not carry one through to the noonday meal, but it will, and in the most vigorous fashion,” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. 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Mr. Meredith has never written a better novel than “Zelda Dameron.” There are numerous illustrations, daintily colored by John Cecil Clay. “ Have you a taste for music?" asked Miss Chillbeen of Boston. “I don't know,” replied the millionaire mine-owner's daughter from Leadpipe gulch, never tasted any, but I like to fear it played.” That ended it, for Miss Chillbeen was down and out for twenty minutes, though she afterward claimed she lost on a foul. —CGincinanti Commercial Tribune. Towne—"1 thought your pastor was opposed to lotteries in the church.” Browne—* So he is.” Towne. jut I understand your church gave an oyster-supper and that the one who got the oyster received a prize 7” Browne—" Of course. The oyster was the prize."—Philadelphia Press. Grayce—“In a ringing speech last night George declared that he could not live without me, and asked me to be his wife.” Gladys—" In a ringing speech, eh 2” Grayce—" Yes; and if you don't be- lieve it, there’s the ring !"—Pittsburg Post. 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