Judge — November 12, 1904 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

‘THE ABSENCE OF JEN. =e SAFEIN2 WAYS ‘Im just so lonesome that I dunno what to do— | | Lonesome as a daisy that’s a-wishin’ fer the dew; I'm bluer in’ my feelin’s than the violets so blue— Jen's gone with Johnny to the hangin’ ! |She dressed up in her caliker—red rib- = bons on her hat ; * Wk, Opuatan rakes, snd walle mare pons 2 $3.59 (> He bought her lots 0" candy—chewin'- gia nto shoes aro the erates eter o gum, an’ likes o° that ; nd those of other makes and bsarale eed, you would und An’ I'm jest so flusterated that I dunno, ie = ele agen ueter eae ten ietiee f | Jen's gone with Johnny to the hangin’ ! wea . ve nai ‘SUPERIOR IN FIT, COMFORT AND WEAR. |\|°'i2 hic lve i psinfter tan spit “1 hare warm WZ Doulas $20 shea for the lt tele yrars eh blue _,_tin’ rails in spring, a, ie ny eat When the river 's right fer fishin’ an! the —she's g ve, an’| volver cannot be, iw. L. DOUGLA isco Massachusetts. what's more’ she’s got my ring, | ting, drortag or caching, An’ Jen‘s gone with Johnny to the The passenger train was making a ten- hangin’ !—Exchange. Send for deserite minute wait on a siding, when the long: ., tive booklet. haired man with a sentimental look Ah cain't vote fo’ de elephant, Hammer $5.00 Atall dealers, Hlameertess $6.00 strolled forward to the engine and asked De donkey ain’t mah style, IVER JOHN#ON'® ARMS AND CYCLE WORKS of the man who was oiling up, But votin’ fo’ de possum—yum ! Fitehbarg, Mase “You are the engineer, I take it?” Jes’ make de darky smile. “ All that’s left of him,” was the reply. —New York Sun. Chocolates “The lives of all of us are in your and Confections hands ?" . “TL have been very much interested:in fi “Yes; every one of you. | these experiments with tetrahedral kites, Ww “It depends solely upon you to bring |said the man with gold glasses. | ear page rats about a terrible calamity or carry us safely |“ Yes,” answered Mrs. Cumrox com-| wir hdd to our destination 2” | placently, « but I have about concluded | ff y erettee we DEST ‘OFFER “Yes; that’s about it.” |that the ‘surest way to get rid of all such | skw cao “ And’ may I ask what you intend to do| things is to boil the drinking water.”"— on this occasion ?” i Washington Star. “Well, [did intend to bring about a as St FoR OF BRAINS |'¢Frible calamity and kill forty or fifty] Sze— How dare you put your arm|Ii people, but as a feller down at Ashland | about my waist ? 1GARS: presented me with a five-dollar dog, and| —/e— Love is blind, you know, so that |) St trsbees 8 # som as the dog is in the baggage-car and H We are wlleg the RENT I must rely upon the sense of touch."— “MADE AT KEY WEST s—| Might get hurt in the smash-up, | guess | Detroit Free Press. tered lilrun her right through and take you in safely."— Chicago News. “I remember Schemer was a great She—"Gracious me! How dreadfully chap for thinking out plans for getting the wind does how! to-night ! rich. I suppose now he's wealthier than 10 you don’t care for poetry ? 3 ; it probably has the tooth- any of his friend: 0,” said the eminent inventor. yh, no; his friends used the plans “Only the other day [ heard a young wo-| S) he toothache 2” while he was dreaming over them."—De. | 4" singing * Had I the wings of a dove.’ . Have you never heard of the troit Free Press. Now, the wings of a dove would he wholly | teeth of the gale ?"—-London Snap Shots. ele insufficient in atmospheric resistance for any practical purpose whate' What | There are some things wealth cannot buy, she really wants is a tetrahedral kite.” Both physical and mental ; Washington Star. are you looking for, —New York Sun, A MAGAZINE OF FUN sir? Amateur—*\ am looking for the men What if summer joys have fled spy FoR NOVEMBER f|whoaretying the knots. 1 just heard the ‘And birds no longer pipe, shout ‘aptain say they were making forty knots Here's an autumn joy instead— va |) ABOOK FULL OF LAUGHS ]|**P Ces, Ser SPO siddelptie Ledger. \1 Fund for the PAYillions REPLETE WIT RuEECHES EY De Witt That druggist says if you igh.” AMERICA’S MOST CLEVER ARTISTS. be y [suppose you went to bed with the n chickéns while you were in the country ?” zs Y MAG. PRICE, 10 CENTS dertaker say the same thing.” — Philade/- | said the caller. ‘Ten Cents a Copy * bhia Telegraph. “No, indeed,” replied the lady of the For Sale by a —— house, somewhat shocked.“ We had the SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK mail Mrs. Knicker—* Why did you leave | best apartments in the house, second floor Ten Cents a Copy J your last mistress ?” front. The chickens had’ rooms way UDGE COMPANY [[)v07 rivet Wegobs, did yez ixpict me|back in the rear somewhere; we never||_ JUDGE'S QUARTERLY 225 Fourth Avenue, New York to take her along wid me?"—ew Yors| saw them after sunset."— Cincinnati Com- Twenty-five Cents a Copy Sun. mercial Tribune. have JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES ‘Tea Cents a Copy ‘AROMATIC DELICACY Poceurtigape MILDNESS ano PURITY. } Address JUDGE, New York HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS be a PAPER WAREHOUSE ‘ Vf ° praca HERERO HM CIGARETTES. ROMEIKE’S fit for uname: ary mist on wie You want be ou fo aa oes ical of importance in the Sica bod Eorobe is searched, "etme, fs-e fot too notices, "Haway Rowancr, 33 Union Squares Ne Ye PRESS OF SACKETT & WILMELUS LITHOGRAPHING AND PRINTING COMPANY, NEW YORK. comicbooks.com