Judge, 1904-10-01 · page 14 of 16
Judge — October 1, 1904 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from *Judge* magazine contains mostly **advertisements and joke snippets** rather than editorial cartoons. The content includes: **Jokes:** Several brief, disconnected humor items about a parson avoiding salary collection, dishonest men, a woman calling her fiancé "venerable" as an insult, and a trout avoiding hooks by "reading between the lines." **Main Advertisements:** - **Miller Brewing Co.** promotes their beer as superior - **The Campaign Judge** (a political publication) advertises itself as spreading Republican messaging through cartoons to those "who cannot read" - **Zim's Quarterly**, a humor book of cartoons and jokes, priced at 25 cents - **Red Top Rye** whiskey The page appears to be from an election period, given the prominent "Campaign Judge" ad promoting Republican supremacy. The humor is light, wholesome vaudeville-style material typical of early 20th-century American magazines. No specific political figures or events are clearly referenced or caricatured on this particular page.
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“1 suppose,” said the drummer, «+ you labor on the Sabbath and rest the remain- der of the week ?” “No,” replied the village parson. “1 try to collect my salary on week-days.”"— Chicago News. Sax—" When a man is dishonest he generally gets what he deserves in the Jong run.” Fax—* Yes ; but think of what a lot of other things he gets in the meantime.”— Brooklyn Life, “Mr. Spiffkins, my fiancé,” said Miss ‘assay coyly, “is $o fervently poetic. He says he positively venerates me—tee hee!” “Which means, of course,” remarked Miss Peppery, “that he considers you venerable."—Philadelphia Press. Remarked the trout—«' I never fall A prey to fell designs ; I don’t get caught, for I was taught To read between the lines.” New York Sun. HAS GAINED PERFECTION. Dont use inferior beer tt muy cost less. Bul none SO Good. BREWING CO.,MILWAUKEEys4 MILL FOR THE CAMPAIGN THE CAMPAIGN JUDGE FOR $1.25 It preaches Republicanism as no other periodical does, through forceful and timely cartoons, so that even those who cannot read may understand. It is the laughter-producing friend of everybody, and has dispelled more gloom than has any other publication. If you are in favor of Republican supremacy, see that the CAMPAIGN JUDGE is circulated wherever there are doubtful voters. Send $1.25 for the best three months of the campaign. JUDGE COMPANY 225 FOURTH AVENUE, NEW YORK PUBLISHERS, PRINTERS AND RED TOP RYE AMERICAS FINEST WHISKE Its up to YOU “And do you expect to follow in the footsteps of your father when you grow up?" asked the good man. “Naw,” replied Tommy ; “ me fader is de legless wonder in de museum."—CAi- cago Record-Herald, The wife—*1 fully realize that I ought to economize, Jack, but "—— ; but T can't de- cide on the time.”"— Town Topics. ” said the sheriff to 1 negro prisoner. “ You will be hung cording to law. «Tank de Lawd !" exclaimed the pris. “Lis ter die a nat'ral death Atlanta Constitution, Mifkins—« What do you think of that young man whois calling on your daugh- ins—“ Oh, he’s the limit. He re. ls me of a cipher with the rim off | Chicago News. 25 Cents Postpaid 22s FOURTH AVENUE, - ZIM’S QUARTERLY ‘ae DRAWINGS ALL BY “ZIM” A BOOK FULL OF LAUGHS... & The most unique collection of FUN, WIT and HUMOR offered the public in recent years & NOW READY AT ALL NEWS-STANDS *? Order It To-Day JUDGE COMPANY NEW YORK Desiring paper of superior excellence and uniformity can secure it of the makers of the LITHOGRAPHERS P2Pers used in the various publications of THE JUDGE PUBLISHING COMPARY. comicbooks.com ” e