Judge — September 24, 1904 — page 2: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

PUBLISHED WE At THe Pargee RCUDING. Fourrt AVENUE axD Nixereesti Stexer, New Yorn. Wastaxn Apvenrisinc Orricn—1313 Hartford Building, Chicage, Ul, TERMS TO SUI 21 TIONS Fonornan satesacinrs—fatermational News Company, Bream's building, Chancery Lane, PC FUDGE are protected by conyriyMt in both the United States ard Great Britain, CONTRIBUTORS must inctose a stamped and self-adtressed envelove with all man. : the Latter w nd una. cannot be guaranieed. DRAWINGS and all contributions sent fo the Ar! Denariment should harve the senders ; sale sketch. The accompanying foe or descriotive letterpress should in ébery instarce b i a Separate slip of paser. Iisiosure of stames t0 the fall amount of postage is also reguiredy 19 insure safe and promot return of mate WHEN the average intelligent selfrespecting American thinks of okt cratic cash-head he does not think silver and talk gol. He only talks the Uncle David in connection with his only famous saying, he uncon- kind of money that talks, and the money that talks is the only kind of sciously and at the same time contemptuously quotes it with the accent money that he thinks. The verbal outpourings of the hungry and anxious. laid heavily on the rat. cohorts of Hill, directed as they are against the protector of the national ve safe, fly from him and from his thoughts like the water off the proverbia NOW that the archbishop of Canterbury is about to be entertained by duck. Consequently the air is well sprayed with the variety of di Pierpont Morgan, we feel that it is but due the primate of the English — that is Demo mony, and also embroidered with the strange, weird church to say that he will soon prove himself more than ever before to be conceits that unite in the vision .of the unhappy creature whose delirium, a worthy and consistent disciple of Christ, who, it will be remembered; stands upon a foundation of rum, swallowed not wisely but too often. accepted the hospitality of one Zaccheus. Underhill Parker, the man with telegram, has not yet succeeded in con eee vincing the country that he does not run with the free-silverites and bark Bill Bryan's cave of silence of quite a week or more, with the goldsters. In other words, we do not know whether or not he is Ail thinkers fondly tancy and think from shore to shote,, eighteen carat oF fifty-five cent, athough we feel reasonably sure that on Is beautifully bullded of just a throat that’s sore, acertain Wednesday in November he will look like the proverbial seven cents in all its severely picturesque sevencentness. Uncle Sam is not los+ Because his spirit ne’er would wax weary, don’t you know, ing any sleep or flesh over the outcome of the present canvass. In his And all things being equal he’d blow and blow and blow— mind’s eye he sees the votes of ex-soldiers and civilians alike flying Roose- His voice out of commission will never, never go. veltward like the leaves of Vallombrosa. He leans against the safe com- eee placently and smiles when he realizes that the next incumbent of the Sa protector of sound money, Uncle Sam may be said to hold the white-house, like the present one, will be Theodore Roosevelt of New championship at all weights. Unlike the Esopus variety of Demo- York and San Juan, il M4 ie 4 lit) Mn Sie ELA 4B Me biiiia pete eee ¢ PLE TUE LLU, Pia / HE SWEARS BY IT. Motner—“ Didn't I hear him using profane language?” Davourer—" Yes, mamma; but you know bis auto only cost seven hundred dollars."” comicbooks.com