Judge — September 24, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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The young doctor was very proud at being called into consultation. «T have summoned you, doctor,” said the great physician, “ because you knew young Cashley at college. Have you re- liable information as to his financial con- dition ?” « Yes, sir. own name.” “Very well, sir. That will do. Iam sure now that he has a serious case ot sppendicitis, requiring an operation.”"— Cincinnati Commercial Tribune, He has half a million in his Each returning season—every season of the car—brings demand for Abbott's Angostura itters—the best blood and nerve renewer. ‘There once was a pair of young beaux Who sported the loudest of cleaux, ‘And the noise that they made Put the sea in the shade— By the sound of the serge, | suppeaux. —Pennsylvania Punch Bowl. OVERHEARD ON THE PIKE. Mr. Easy —"* Why should people visiting the position at night use more Allen's Foot-Eaze an in daytime?” Miss Foote—** Because under the brilliant amination of the grounds every foot becomes v acre.” Mr. Easy—“Fair, only fair! Pray, con- ct me to the nearest drug-store and T prom. be never to accept a substitute for you or for \len's Foot-Ease.”” Cholly—"'1 did think of going in for polities, but [ was afwaid I wouldn't know just how to tweat my infewiahs, don't y" know Pepprey—"Nour inferiors? Oh, you wouldn't be likely to meet any of them.” Philadelphia Press. “You may become bald, baldn will a Systematic Shampooing with ‘ ° Packer's Tar Soap Pure as the Pines means healthy hair and scalp and prevents premature baldness ‘The Packer Mig. Co., New York, Towne— That beautiful young heiress we met at Bong Tong beach is in town now. Browne— Jove! How do you know 2” Towne— Saw her behind the ribbon- counter at Bargen’s to-day."—Philadel- phia Press. A. GANTAELLA & CO. Maker, TAMPA, Fla. ‘Sold by First Class Dealers Everywhere, And when we're married,” he said, “we'll have to take a nice little flat up town somewhere. “Oh, no, Henry,” she replied ; « we'll simply have to live somewhere in the country, because I'm sure one of our wed- ding-presents will be a lawn-mower. Mrs. Subbubs as much as told me she was go- ing to give us one."— Philadelphia Press. Musical people who call at the warerooms of Sohmer & Co. may be assured that they will find what will gratify the most cultivated mu- sical taste in every respect. Tired Tatters— Dis paper tells erbout a feller w'ot died from enn Weary Walker—« W'ot's dat ?” Tired Tatters—“l’s de feelin’ w'ot comes to a man when he gits so lazy dat loatin’ 's hard work."—Chicago News. “I made a thousand miles in ten min- utes once. Guess that was going some.” “Get down to facts,” “I played another traveling-man for a mileage book and won."—Detroit Free Press. CHANGE FOOD, SOME VERY FINE RESULTS FOLLOW, The wrong kind of food will put the in such a diseased condition that no medicines will cure it. There is no way but to change food. A man in Missouri says: * For two years I was troubled so with my nerves that sometimes I was prostrated and could hardly ever get in a full month at my work. “My stomach, back and head would throb so [could ‘get no rest at night ex- cept by fits and starts, and always had distressing pains. « [was quite certain the trouble came from my stomach, but two physicians could not help me and all the tonics failed, and so finally I turned to food. “ When I had studied up on food and learned what might be expected from leaving off meat and the regular food | had been living on, I felt that a change to Grape-Nuts would be just what was re- quired, so I went to eating it. “From the start I got stronger and better until 1 was well again, and from that time I haven't used a bit of medicine, for I haven't needed any. “Tam so much better in every way, sleep soundly nowadays and am free from the bad dreams. Indeed, this food has made such a great change in me that my wife and daughter have taken it up and we are never without Grape-Nuts on our table nowadays, It is a wonderful sus- tainer, and we frequently have nothing else at all but a saucer of Grape-Nuts and cream for breakfast or supper.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Good food and good rest. These are the tonics that succeed where all the bot- tled tonics and drugs fail. Ten days’ trial of Grape-Nuts will show one the road to health, strength and vigor. ‘ There's a reason.” Look in each package for the famous little book, * ‘The Road to Wellville.” THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Bullding, mlerroom Sree ew Sth Ave., cor 22d Bt. Yor. Twentieth, Century Limited—totitesge— “Why is Harkins rushing around so excitedly 2” “Why, he says his baby is financially embarrassed.” "Get out! How could a baby be finan- cially embarrassed ?” “Oh, he swallowed a cent, you know.” —Daily Kennebec Journal. She—"1 hear Mr. Smith had a hard time to get his daughters off his hands.” He—* Yes; and | hear he's having a harder time keeping their husbands on their feet."—Philadelphia Bulletin, Three things there are in summer-time That make one fret and stew. A smart mosquito bite is one, Tight shoes the other tv —Buffalo Express. HE ing, (Ale diner never’ fel compelled to explain why he has such a decided preference for Evans Ale TS merit fosters that innate appreciation and confidence which so impressively denotes conviction and permits of no room for doubt. Beery bottle presents the most concincing argument ‘Any Dealer Any wher HUMOROUS WORK AND GREAT PRESIDENT MAKER “FOR PEOPLE WHO LAUGH” About which letters, sometimes hundreds daily, have, for monthe, been sent treadeast. Money orders now’. from All directions, are coming for it. Ae powerful, is mighty amor, and principle, in. determining how Oftice of Preaidés-tanall te tiled, as ail else. Actaal cause ‘Of the selection of the St. Louis’ nominee, but 1t docs, Era aeektim. -0. £08 $1.00. To: ered toe. pet copy, by Adair Welcki cisco, Cal. Mrs, Nuritch—“ | want to get a pair of the most expensive gloves you've got.” Clerk—“Yes'm, How long do you want them ? Mrs. Nuritch— Don't be impudent, young man. I want to buy ‘em, not hire ‘em."——Philadelphia Ledger. “ My salary is $2,500 per year. What would become of my family should I die suddenly 2" Free Booklet. No importunity. PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. “ My face is my fortune, sir,” she said “ Well,” he replied, « poverty is no dis- grace, but it's awfully inconvenient at times."—Chicago News. “ There are some songs that will never die,” said the musical enthusiast. T guess that's right,” answered Mr. Cumrox. “My daughter sits down at the piano and tries to kill a few of ‘em every evening. But it’s no use."—Wash- ington Star. She— You told me when we were mar- ried that you were well off.” vas, but I didn't know it."— New York Central and Lake Shore comicbooks.com