Judge, 1904-07-16 · page 19 of 20
Judge — July 16, 1904 — page 19: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising and light humor**, not political satire. The content includes: **Main Cartoons/Jokes:** - A brief satirical item about a man donning medieval armor to drive through Summit, New Jersey—mocking the perceived dangers of early automobiles - Two short comedic dialogues: one about a woman refusing a marriage proposal (the joke being she'll accept if it's his *last* proposal), another about a doctor's beer prescription **Poetry:** "A Summer Resort" celebrates staying home on one's front porch over fashionable vacation destinations—gentle, nostalgic Americana rather than satire. **Advertisements:** The page is dominated by ads for tobacco (Arcadia Mixture, Mennen's Talcum Powder), tea, whiskey (Trimble, I.W. Harper Rye), and books about mountain resorts. **Historical Context:** The automobile reference reflects early 1900s anxiety about new technology; the marriage joke is period-typical drawing-room humor. Overall, this is a typical Judge magazine page mixing light entertainment with commercial advertising.
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SURBRUG'S e readia MIXTURE. “One need only to put his head in at my door to realize that tobaccos are of two kinds, the Arcadia and others.” My Lady Nicotine, % BORATED TALCUM i Get Messe IGEANARD NENNEN CONPARY, Reverb Aol Having put on his steel helmet, he adjusted his heavy breastplate and’ the chain armor that guarded his back and arms. * Now,” he said, “I will go out for an automobile spin through Summit, New Jersey."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Sa SUNPLE ORDER ‘of 3.00 and up- wards of Teas, Cof- fees, Spices, Extracts and Making Powder, we will ood ‘And prompt attention, address, WR. COOK, care ot THE GREAT AMERICAN TEA CO. 31 £ BB Vesey Street, P.O. Nox 289, New York. Fun tor the Hitlions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE Ten Cents a Copy SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Tea Cents a Copy JUDGE'S QUARTERLY Twenty-five Cents a Copy JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES Ten Cents a Copy ‘Any of the above by mail from the pablishers. om receipt of price Address JUDGE, New York A SUMMER RESORT. They're talkin’ about Bar Harbor, An’ likewise Atlantic City, An’ Coney island gay; An’ it’s pleasant to read about ‘em, With their trolleys an’ loop-the-loop. I picture them all As the shadows fall Where I sit on the old front stoop. | ‘They're talkin’ about Cape May, An’ I smell the lingerin’ sweetness Of the honeysuckle vine, An’ I wait for my friend, the lightnin’® bug, To circle around an’ shine ; An’ the crickets an’ frogs will cheer me, | A gay, melodious group. The place that's best Fora real rest Is out on the old front stoop. So L ain't a-packin’ my satchel Nor studyin’ up the maps, Nor travelin’ abroad for the “ comforts of home "— Iam missin’ a lot, perhaps. Ihave studied the matter over, ‘An’ maybe I'm fancy's dupe, But it seems to me ‘That the place to be Is out on the old front stoop. —Washington Star. She — “1 shall have to refuse you again.” ‘He—" But this is pos time I shall propose.” She— Oh, well, that’s different. Why didn’t you say so ?"—Detroit Free Press. ly the last Tomson—" The doctor have one glass of beer a da: Fonson—" And you are obeying or- fs 2” de Tomson— Yep. I'm five weeks ahead on my allowance."—Kansas City Four- nal. 10 CENTS IN STAMPS MOUNTAIN ano LAKE RESORTS is the title of a handsome new book of 128 pages, beautifully printed, bound and illustrated. It describes more than 400 summer homes and contains a hundred beautiful pictures. In addition there is a fascinating love story entitled A CHANCE CouRTSHIP Two splendid maps in colors com- plete the contents. It is a book you will like toown, It may be had by sending ten cents in stamps to T. W. LEE, General Passenger Agent Lackawanna Railroad, New York City 5y do. drink, drink Tri, “Here's a health to the Future, A sigh for the Past; We can love and remember And hope to the last.” Whiskey e Green Label. AT ALL VIRST-CLASS DEALERS. APPEARANCES ARE DECEPTIVE. * Who's that?" “ Jack Anstruther and his bride. He—"' Doesn't look like it !"—Punch. He married ever so much beneath him." nectarized by BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO., PRESS OF BACKETT & WILNELMS LITHOGRAPHING AND PRINTING COMPANY, NEW YORK. I. W. Harper Rye. “On Every Tongue.” A sweet breath from sun-kissed ficlds of golden grain; rfect distillation; enriched, ripened and mellowed by oldage. Sold by leading dealers everywhere. Louisville, Ky. comicbooks.com