Judge, 1904-06-25 · page 17 of 19
Judge — June 25, 1904 — page 17: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It contains several product advertisements (hair tonic, beer, cocktails, chocolates, furniture) interspersed with short humorous anecdotes. The small jokes scattered throughout reflect early 20th-century social attitudes: one jokes about a woman avoiding spinsterhood by marrying a "clubman" (an idle, wealthy man); another mocks women's suspicion as "feminine"; a third plays on racial stereotypes with a "Hottentot tot" nonsense rhyme. The substantive non-ad content is the Adirondack Mountains promotional piece by the New York Central Railroad, advertising the region's recreational appeal. The page reflects the era's casual sexism and racial mockery normalized in mainstream humor publications, alongside commercial boosterism for luxury goods and leisure travel destinations.
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ED. PINAUD’S EAU DE QUININE HAIR TONIC Isa pure and infallible vegetable compound, tatended for curing all forms of DANDRUFF. It positively makes hair grow luzuriantly by keeping the scalp in healthy condition. It ts furthermore an excellent hal dressing, and the refined odor which it leaves in the hair makes it a toilet hurury. OVER $50,000 BOTTLES SOLD IN ONE MONTH IN THE UNITED STATES. o: oo ot FOR SALE EVERYWHERE 4-02. bottle, 50c. 8-02. bottle, $1.00 FREE SAMPLE mailed on receipt of 6c. to pay postage and packing. ED. PINAUD'S IMPORTATION OFFICES Ed. Pinaud Bldg., 14th Street @ Fifth Avenue, New York Address “The Nation's leasure ground and sanitarium."- nett Hill. THE ADIRONDACK MOUNTAINS. David Ben- The lakes and streams in the Adirondack Mountains are full of fish; the woods are in- viting, the air is filled with health, and the nights are cool and restful. If you visit this region once, you will go there again. An answer to almost any question in regard to the Adirondacks will be found in No. 20 of the “ Four-Track Series," “The Adirondack Mountains and How to Reach Them”; issued by the NEW YORK CENTRAL A copy will be mailed free on receipt of a two-cent stamp, by George H. Daniels, General Passenger Agent, Grand Central Station, New York. “She did not wish to be an old maid and still she detested the society of men.” “ How did she manage ? “She married a clubman."—Houston * What is circumstantial evi- “As a general thing, it's | the theof of an expert which is proved] }to be entirely wrong when the truth comes out.”"—Zown and Country. «It serves her good and right.” “ How now 2” he became engaged ona Friday and married on the thirteenth.” Well 2" “Well, now she can't get a divorce !" —New York Evening Sun, Impatient young man— Nellie, how is our romance—yours and mine—going to end 2” Nellie (apprehensive)—" Why, Geof frey, you don't want to skip to the last chapter yet, dlo you ?"—Chicayo Tribune. «Pa, what is int “ Merely the feminine of suspicion, my | son."—Harper's Bazar. ORDER SOME ‘Club Cocktails” SENT HOME TODAY. You will then have on your own. sideboard a better cocktail t be served over an the world. ‘Club Cocktails are made of the best of liquors ; made by actual weight and measure. ment. No guesswork about them. ‘Ask your husband at dinner which he prefers —a Manhattan, Martini, Whis nd Gin, York. For gale by all Fancy Grocers a eaters gevcrally, ot 6. F. Heublein & Bro., 29 Broadw: and Martfo: BREWING MILWAUKEE “The Best” High Lif igh Life The most exquisite beer brewed in Milwaukee brewing. There once was a Hottentot tot Who said “If L oughtn’t, why not ? For were I to dress I'd be, I confess, A very hot Hottentot tot.” —New York Sun. A Parlor Naa 2h Ronan Beatin Goldes Oe rea nearer eee —Manufactured by— Crocker Chair Co. Sheboygan, Wie ew, York, Chicaso, Brancbes {8° Knesputia | Chocolates and Confections Rule in their own sweet way over the heart of every lover of fine candy. Sold everywhere, STEPHEN F. WHITMAN 4 0X, 1816 Chestnut 6, Phila, comicbooks.com