Judge, 1904-06-25 · page 12 of 19
Judge — June 25, 1904 — page 12: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and light humor** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **The Cartoons/Humor:** - A small illustration titled "The Result" accompanying a Hunter Baltimore Rye whiskey ad—depicting a horse rider, likely symbolizing vitality from the product - A sketch of animals (appears to be a camel or similar creature) captioned "Well Shook Up," a visual pun about physical disruption - Multiple brief joke anecdotes about everyday life: a boy complaining about suspender-pants, neighbors discussing a failed marriage/mortgage, diner banter about tough doughnuts **The Satire:** Minimal political content. The jokes mock middle-class domestic concerns—social climbing, marital disappointment, consumer complaints. One quip references financial "speculation" beyond business. **Advertising:** Dominates the page: whiskey, soap, pianos, food supplements, and Judge's own library magazines occupy substantial space. **Historical Context:** This reflects early 20th-century American consumer culture and genteel humor for middle-class readers, with no identifiable caricatures of public figures or current events.
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The Result. From the days of the Prophets down to date, mankind has sought stimulant for the repair of physical wear and tear, and for the needs of Health, Cheer, Comfort, Hospitality At all times the effort has been to secure the best, and it is found in Hunter Baltimore Rye which satisfies all needs, Gold at all first-class cates and by jobbers, WM. LANATAN & SOM, Naltunore, Ma “For goodness’ sake!" exclaimed the boy's mother, * what are you complaining about? You wanted reg'lar suspender- pants, and now you've got ‘em you ain't satisfied.” “But, mom,” protested the boy, “I'm kinder ‘fraid they're too tight under the arms." —Philadelphia Press. Fun tor the Hillions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE Ten Cents a Copy SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Ten Cents a Copy JUDGE'S QUARTERLY ‘Tweaty-live Cents a Copy JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES ‘Tea Cents a Copy Any of the above by mail from the publishers om receipt of price Address JUDGE, New York “Well,” she lost.” « How ?” asked the neighbor. “ Why, we mortgaged the house to put Mamie in society, and she didn’t marry a man rich enough to pay off the mortgage.” Thus it will be seen that speculation is not confined to the business world.—Chi- cago Post, said sorrowfully, “ we Tom (at the lunch-counter)—« Pretty tough doughnuts, these.” Dick—"One good thing about them, though.” Tom—* And what's that, sake?” Dick—“ The hole—that part you don’t have to chew, you know."—Soston Tran- script, for heaven's Drives away care, lends buoyancy to the spirits and strength to the body—Abbott’s An- gostura Bitters. Robert—“ Has your wife much curi-|* osity ?" Richard—* Oh, an awful lot. If I be- gan to tell her what you told me standing | on this corner, she wouldn't hear a word of what you said until I told her what corner we were standing on."—Jndian- apolis Journal. Gritty George— No, mum ; I cannot tella lie, Once I was a great gambler. Now, can’t yer help a truthful man like me?” The lady— Yes, my poor man! Here is a pack of cards."— Chicago News. FOOD FACTS. WHAT AN M.D, LEARNED. A prominent physician of Rome, Geor- gia, went through a food experience which he makes. public: «It was my own experience that first led me to advocate Grape-Nuts food, and T also know from having prescribed it to convalescents and other weak patients that the food is a wonderful rebuilder and restorer of nerve and brain tissue, as well as muscle, It improves the diges- tion, and sick patients always gain just as I did in strength and weight very rapidly. I was in such a low state that I had to give up my work entirely and go to the mountains of this state, but two months there did not improve me; in fact, I was not quite as well as when I left home. My food absolutely refused to sustain me and it became plain that I must change. Then I began to use Grape- Nuts’ food, and in two weeks I could walk a mile without the least fatigue, and in five weeks returned to my home and practice, taking up hard work again. Since that time I have felt as well and strong as I ever did in my life. “AS a physician who seeks to help all sufferers, [ consider it a duty to make these facts public." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Michigan. Trial ten days on Grape-Nuts when the regular food does not seem to sustain the body will work miracles. « There's a reason.” Look in each package for the famous little book, * The Road to Wellville.” Fimmie—"1 won't play with Johnny Smith, ‘cause he’s naughty.” Mamma—* That's my little man, What has Johnny done ?” Fimmie—" He laughed when another boy swung our old cat by the tail.” Mamma—" Who was the other boy 2” Fimmie— Me.” —Albany Fournal, Electric Automatic Manufacturing Co., 411, Masonic Temple, Chicago, Ill. WILSON WHISKEY THAT’S ALL! soventifcally bj BILLIARDS TAUGHT Seocca te tncate) which explains ‘positively teaches the execution of the OSUASSES the Rericades of RAIL BEAVS® nursing draw and follow stroke play, open table and position Play. Accurately drawn diagrams and ilustrations mpany each course. Out system will be found prota Any slogle course, $1.00. Complete series. $3.00. THE SYSTEM BILLIARD SCHOOL, 145 West 104th Street, New York. MADE BY EXPERT WINE = coo = ‘SERVED EVERYWHERE WELL SHOOK UP. Tourist—"* Gosh! from the way I feel up here!” Now | know why this animal {s called the ‘ship of the desert’ Children with diseases of scalp or ski children that are constantly scratching, should be washed with hot water and Glenn’s Sulphur Soap. Ttis a fine toilet soap, and is a specific for skin diseases, Used daily it prevents disease. Take only Glenn’s Sulphur Soa ca¥eat all drug stores or mated for an. by THE EES TENDS tats tab els tan Mow Norte ‘Hit's Hair and Whisker Dye, Black or Brown, tocta. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, Sth Ave, cor 22d St. geay sasergom ‘Crenter New ‘orks IF YOU WANT GOOD WHISKEY order the real thing, Old Sold ONLY in our registered bottles. Never in bulk H. B. KIRK & CO., Sole Bottlers, New York. comicbooks.com