Judge, 1904-06-18 · page 15 of 18
Judge — June 18, 1904 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page primarily contains **medical advertisements and product endorsements** rather than political satire. The main content includes: **Buffalo Lithia Water advertisement**: Features testimonials from University of Virginia medical professors claiming the mineral water treats uric acid deposits, gout, and rheumatism—reflecting late 19th/early 20th-century medical marketing that made dubious health claims about mineral waters. **The cartoon** (lower left) depicts a train conductor saying farewell, illustrating a humorous anecdote about railway life—not political satire. **Other advertisements**: I.W. Harper Rye whiskey and Arcadia tobacco mixture, typical period product promotions. The page represents **Judge magazine's revenue model**—satirical content subsidized by extensive patent medicine and luxury goods advertising, which were common in this era despite often-unproven efficacy claims. No clear political figures or references are visible.
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MEDICAL OPINIONS OF BUFFALO LITHIA WATER Strong Testimony From the Univer- sity of Virginia. “IT SHOULD BE RECOGNIZED AS AN ARTICLE OF MATERIA MEDICA.” James L, Cabell, M.D., A.M., LL.D., former Prof. Physiologyand Surgery in the Medical’ Department of the University of Virginia, an the National Uric Acid Diathesis is Jour of Heath: * BUEFALO LITHIA WATER :, well-known therapeutic resource. It should be recognized by the professionas an article of Materia Medica." “NOTHING TO COMPARE WITH IT IN PREVENTING URIC ACID DEPOSITS IN THE BODY." Dr. P. B. Barringer, Chairman of Faculty and Professor of Physiology, University of Virginia, Charlottesville, Va.: “After twenty years’ practi no hesitancy in stating that for prompt re- BUFFALO LITHIA LITHIA WATER sults I have found nothing to compare with in preventing Uric Acid Deposits in the body.’ SL KNOW OF NO REMEDY COMPARABLE TO IT." Wm. B. Towles, M.D., /ate Prof. of Anatomy and Materia Medica, Uni- versity of Vai: win Uric ‘acta Didthesis, Gout, Rheumatism, Rheumatic out, Renal Calcull and Stone in the pring der, know ofno remedy comparable to BUEFALO LITHIA WATER x5. 2." Voluminous medical testimony sent on request. For sale by the general drug and mineral water trade. Hotel opens June 1th. PROPRIETOR, BUFFALO LITHIA SPRINGS, VA. Tue conpuctor—" Fare thee well! and if for ever, Suill forever, fare thee well.”” —Byron. I. W. Harper Rye. “On Every Tongue. A sweet breath from sun-kiesed ficlds of golden grain nectarized by perfect distillation s enriched, ripened an mellowed by old age. Sold by leading dealers everywhere. BERNHEIM DISTILLING CO., - - Louisville, Ky. “Now, children,” said a teacher in a| Germantown school not long since, * let us see what you remember about the animal kingdom and the domestic animals that belong to it. You have named all the domestic animals but one; who can tell me what that one is ?” No one answered. “It has bristly hair, likes the dirt, and is fond of getting into the mud,” hinted the teacher helpfully. “Can't you think, she asked encouragingly of a| “It's me," said Tommy, retlectively.— Philadelphia Public Ledger. “When I get it completed,” said the inventor, * my flying-machine will fly like a bird.” “ What kind of a bird "—asked the in- credulous friend—* an ostrich ?"—Wash- ington Star. Ethel (to Rose, who has just told her a fanny story)—" But, my dear, that’s an awfully old joke. Rose-— is it, really, dear? course you ought to know Telegram. Well, of it? What horrid spelling !" Mabel—"1 know it. “He does it on purpose. He says that bad spelling is mark of high literary culture nowadays. —Chicago Tribune. Bolter—" There comes the car. der if it will stop. It hardly ever does for me. Does it for you 2" Smelter—« Only when it is so full that there's no room to get on to it."— Soston Transcript. I won- New York « Maud— That's a letter from Jack, is | Arcadia | MIXTURE, There is only one mixture in London | deserving the adjective superb. Iwill not |say where it is to be got, for the result would certainly be that many foolish men would smoke more than ever ; but | never knew anything to compare to it. It is de- | iciously mild yet full of fragrance, and it |never burns the tongue. If you try it once you smoke it ever afterwards. It clears the brain and soothes the temper. When I T took as much of that exquisite health- | giving mixture as 1 thought would last me the whole time, but [always ran out. nt away fora holiday anywhere This is tobacco to live for. My Lady Nicotine (p. 17). s that the same auto you bought last © Allexcept the hody and three wheels.” —Town Topics. RECOMMENDED GY PHYSICIANS AND Ss COOK'S ZN SERVED EVERYWHERE Made of the 3 a 2 AMPLE ORDER Sanaa, Seames | Naki Tower, wi a, Young Hyeom, BO per cen taper Esa se aed pay ad nt | charges, 20 tat you may or fall particulars and prompt attention, areas, wm COOK, care of THe, GREAT AT AMERICAN TeA 00. New York. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SO] PAPER WAREHOUSE Son ss. and 36 ranch Warehouse, 0 UL EDIbe OF Part Cutting Bi ROMEIKE’S ret et taper clippings which may appear Shoat fon your inends, of any subject oa wich you want to be “up to 10 ORDER | 100 notices, Every newspaper and periodical of importance in the United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for Haney Romaixe, 33 Union Square, N. ¥. ‘VointeD pens are abead of all FOR EASY WRITING Assorted sample box for 28 cts. H. BAINBRIDGE & CO., 99 Willom $I., Hew York, nest 8 ‘others AND ALL STATIONERS, scocaarion: nour Fun tor the Piltions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE Ten Cents a Copy SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Ten Cents a Copy JUDGE'S QUARTERLY ‘Twenty-five Cents a Copy JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES Ten Cents a Copy ‘Any of the above by mail from the publishers.om receipt of price Adérest JUDGE, New York ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service by mentioning JuDGe when answering advertisements. comicbooks.com