Judge — June 11, 1904 — page 6: what you’re looking at

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AT THE MINSTRELS. A ¢¢] ADIES an’ gemmen,” said Mr. Colewhite, swinging his arms wildly, “1 has a conundrum ter per- pound ter yo" dis ebenin’, A man in Pittsburg has built an +1" to his store an’ will not pahmit enny advahtisin® signs on it. Why am dat‘ I" like a anonymous epistle ?” Here the audience looked great- ly mystified, and Mr. Colewhite con- tinued, “Dat ‘I'am like a anonymous epistle ‘cause it am a unsigned let- tah.” At this juncture Mr. Colewhite retired amid peals of laughter. PARADOXICAL WOMAN AGAIN. 64] CAN'T understand them at all," complained the white-bearded 4 philosopher, muttering into his whiskers and shaking his head WHERE HE GOT IT. dolefully. Harry Daize—" Weary Willie got an autermobile.”” “What can’t you understand ?" asked the man with the pickle Eee Dene=-rouret He pees woe nose. “Women, Now, my daughter has had to buy an automobile loss upon the attacking body, left more than two-thirds of their own habit, and seems perfectly satisfied to wear it, although everybody number fallen on the field, consisted of three regiments of Russian knows she has not the troops belonging to the automobile habit.” . same brigade. The be- “She has it and she ; lief that they were Jap- hasn’t it,” mused the , anese was a mistake. pickle-nosed man, “That The total loss of Russian is the answer. If you : life, therefore, was large, knew women as well as , Pea but the gallantry of the 1 do you'd know those . ; fighters on both sides were the facts in the a ‘ should be a subject of case.” os congratulation to all loy- ANOTHER BLOODY i al Russians, The czar, Pa Be in celebration of this T.HETERSBURG, , : glorious fact, has order- S May —. In an en- 5 > ed a new set of star-sap- gagement near Howcum : } phires for the czarina, to Itso, on Wednesday last, 5 ‘ , he:pald. lor by # tex upon about four hundred of mt Wat the Peasantry. Thus hie imipertal majesiy's again it will be seen that picked and best-trained , f We Rule taser insists troops fred upon 3 hos- : that his people shall par tile body as they advane- ticipate in all his joys as vice wll. OF ; well as in all his sorrows. loss was terrible, but d there is reason for con- j 3 PUZZLING, gratulation among all ¢ F Cobwigger—“ He Russians in the fact that eal has a harassed look for a the advancing body was man on his honeymoon.” completely destroyed, the Merritt—Yes, He remainder fleeing in abe Suiant: / is thinking up things to great disorder. “Ab, Lenore! for a horse, a horse! that we might go hence quickly. doto make people believe (Later.) It has just Methinks, my lord, that is your hobby.”* they're not just married.” been learned that the body of supposed enemies on which his imperial majesty'’s brave fel- lows fired on Wednesday last, and which, although inflicting terrible IT WAS THE REAL THING. Pulls like a torpedo-fish."* Bit—"* I'll leave it to Jack If It ain't a mess 0° cod,” Jacr—" In my Judgment Tom 's right.” comicbooks.com