Judge, 1904-05-14 · page 20 of 20
Judge — May 14, 1904 — page 20: what you’re looking at
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This page contains two satirical cartoons from Judge magazine (copyright 1903). **"Rather Suffer"** (top) depicts a sick child refusing medical treatment, preferring the disease itself. The humor relies on child dialect and stubbornness—the parents' exasperation that the patient would rather suffer than accept the doctor's remedy. **"Doubly Correct"** (bottom) is a riddle joke about the Boer War in South Africa. A British father owns a "Boer laager" (a fortified camp used by Boer fighters) and must divide it equally between two sons. The punchline—dividing it "arf an' arf" (half and half)—works as both a solution to the riddle and satire: it mocks British colonial attitudes toward South Africa by reducing a genuine military conflict to a children's wordplay joke. The "Master Nipper" character's English accent emphasizes the British perspective. Both cartoons use dialect and children's voices for comedic effect typical of early 1900s American humor.
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RATHER SUFFER. I don’t think it's anyth t's my opinyun it's jest plain chicken-pox. an’ I think it's caused by eatin’ too much hicken: dat’s di —"* Dat is all right. dectah: but !'rr he'lt nebber git well, He'd radder hab de disease dan de remedy.” | Va i, 4 _— & DOUBLY CORRECT. ‘Sackett WihetensLiho & Peg Ce Ni Miss Prim—"* An Englishman in South Africa purchased for his two sons. whom he loved equally, a Boer laager. Now. how did he divide this evenly ?”” Master Nipper (late of merrie England)—"* \nto ‘arf an’ ‘arf, mum.” comicbooks.com