Judge — April 23, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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A TREASURE. “ Sinst fus to dis ol’ worl’ I come T'ze steddied lots an’ trabeled some, An’ Ize decided, fo' a fac’, Dat dar ain't ralely nothin’ lak Er good houn’ dawg ! « Some odder nigger steal yo’ wife, Yo’ frien’ ‘ll want to take yo’ life, De chillun ma'y, whar is yo"? But nothin’ mek no diffunce to Er good houn’ dawg ! « Don’ hatter giv’ im much fo’ feed, He 'll ketch ‘er rabbit, ef he need ; But ef ‘er cottontail won't show, Potlicker ‘s mo’ dan plenty 4o" Er good houn’ dawg ! “ He know his name jes lak ‘er chile, An’ comes a runnin’ fo’ a mile ; Dar's some wid mebbe faster feet, But [ tell you it's hard to beat Er good houn’ dawg ! “Tze got fo'teen, an’ I would lak To add anudder to de pack ; Say, mistah, has yo’ seed to-day Er msgn what wines to gib away Er good houn’ dawg ?” —New Orleans Times-Democrat. ‘The Sohmer Piano is so honestly made that | continuous severe use will not impair its splen- did qualities of tone and action. 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I see yer sign an’ I wanter git tonsorialed, whatever that is, an’ I kin pay fur it, too."—Chica- go News. Shave, CAME FROM COFFEE. A CASE WHERE THE TAKING OF MOR- PHINE BEGAN WITH COFFEE. “For fifteen years,” says a young Ohio woman, “I was. a great sufferer from stomach, heart and liver trouble. For the last ten years the suffering was terrible ; it would be impossible to describe During the last three years I had convul- | sions, from which the only relief was the use of morphine. “i had several physicians, nearly all of whom advised me to stop drinking tea and coffee; but as I could take only liquid foods I felt I could not live without coffee. I continued drinking it until I became almost insane; my mind was affected, while my whole nervous system was acom- plete wreck. I suffered day and night from thirst, and as water would only make me sick I kept on trying different drinks \until a friend asked me to try Postum Food Coffee. “I did so, but it was some time before I was benefited by the change, my system was so filled with coffee poison. It was not long, however, before I could eat all kinds of foods and drink all the cold water T wanted and wkich my system demands. It is now eight years I have drank nothing but Postum for breakfast and supper and the result has been that in place of being an invalid with my mind affected I am now strong, sturdy, happy and healthy. “T have a very delicate daughter who has been greatly benefited by drinking Postum, also a strong boy who would rather go without food for his breakfast than his Postum. So much depends on the proper cooking of Postum, for unless it is boiled the proper length of time people will be disappointed in it. Those in the habit of drinking strong coffee should make the Postum very strong at first in order to get a strong coffee taste.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in each package for the famous IN THE BRIGHT WEATHER. Done fergot de snow en rain— Joy in ever’ thicket ; Yander come de picnic train— Run en git yo’ ticket ! Chillun wid de rosy face— Fresh ez Aprile showers, Run de sunbeam fer a race— Pelt um wid de flowers ! Souf’ win’ singin’ sweet en low ‘Cross de co’n en clover ; Shake de laffin’ trees en blow Twinklin’ blossoms over ! Daisy whar de dewdrap wink— Cattle-bells a-ringin’ ; Honey fer de bes ter drink, En de whole worl’ singin’ ! —Altlanta Constitution, Brain and brawn benefited with a tonic which aids digestion. Abbott's Angostura Bitters are noted for their digestive properties. 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