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This page is primarily **advertising**, not political satire. It features multiple ads for alcohol and patent medicines, typical of early 20th-century magazines. The only satirical content is a brief **cartoon joke** titled "Perhaps Not," depicting a female artist claiming to have found landscape untouched by human presence—the joke being that she herself, as a human, disproves her statement. This is gentle, not political. The substantive ads include: - **Gold Lion Cocktails** and Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters (alcoholic beverages) - **The Keeley Institute** testimonial from P.D. Armour (meatpacking magnate) promoting their "cure" for alcoholism/intemperance - **Pears' Soap** and **Cortes Cigars** The Keeley ad is notable: it advertises treatment for alcohol addiction while the page simultaneously advertises alcohol—reflecting the era's contradictory attitudes toward drinking and the profitable "cure" industry. The prominent testimonial from a wealthy industrialist lent credibility to dubious treatments.

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OFT as velvet—and with just the fang to make you hungry. Blended so perfectly no lone taste predominates, GOLD LION Cocktails (ready to ice) never vary. GOLD LION Cocktails—Seven kinds — Manhattan, Vermouth, Whiskey, Martial Tom Gin, Dry Gin—and the American Of good wine merchants. Bernhetmer Co, ‘New York To sweetly wedge your way into her affections keep her well WarrMay 80N, jeatnut St, Phil | The Indians were preparing to break camp. Mud-on-the-Ear, the renowned chief, according to the Indian custom, was | packing his household goods on the back of Twenty-Minutes-Late-for-Breakfast, his squaw. First two papooses were placed on her back, then the tent-poles, numerous skins, and finally a large pot. You are a worthy descendant of Adam,” murmured the faithful squaw, as he carefully adjusted the last hundred pounds on her shoulders. « How so?” he inquired, pausing a mo- ment. “You lay everything on the woman,” she replied. It is needless to state that after this jest the chief forbade the missionary come around again with his biblical in- struction. — New Orleans Times-Demo- erat. “To be successful,” he remarked thoughtfully, “all we have to do is to make as much of a business of our own business as we do of the things that are none of our business."— Chicago Post. « Father,” said the little boy, « what is reciprocity ?” «Reciprocity, my son, is an arrange- ment by which you undertake to give up something that you don't value very highly in exchange for something that you do.” — Washington Star, ill a ay rs ae n UM 4, yu a 7 ' ” “Lb PERHAPS NOT. Tue Lavy antist—"" Here at last ts a spot where nature is not disfigured by the presence of human beings." —Pick-Me-Up. Cocktails Have the Correct Flavor, but they must contain that most delightful of all aromatic tonics, the genuine imported Dr. Siegerts ANGOSTURA ns ln tad ns sa ater, sherry and all liquors. THE BEST APPETIZER J. WUPPERM. nee YORK, N.Y. Ba as =) FELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLELL LL EELS Produce each a disease having definite patholo By. The disease yields easily to the Treatment as administered at the following Keeley Insti- tutes : P. D. ARMOUR Head of the great Armour Packing Company, C- agoy Ile (tn a personal letter to Dr. Keeley), sade Thave sent about two hundred of my employees, from butchers to foremen, and all have been per- manently cured. I do not think there is any one thing, or any one man, who ever did the good to humanity that you are doing with your cure. engi 5 A Friend’s Opportunity. HOUSANDS of men have been saved from business ruin and a drunkard’s grave and their families from misery and poverty by the timely suggestion of a friend. t is unnecessary to depict the suff that are being caused by intemperance There is no one but who would apprecia reading Rev. T. De Witt Talmage's lecture on the evils of intemperance. Probably it s the grandest portrayal of the curse of wr that the world has received. If you any one who is in the clutches of the liquor habit, we would be glad to send you a copy of Rev. de Witt Talmage’s lecture, together with other printed matter, which will clearly demon. Strate to you that the indulgence in liquor is a disease and that we have cured thou- sands and thousands. Please fill out and mail coupon below. We will forward you |—plain envelope, sealed—the matter of above, which we believe must be Cut Out and Mail to Institute Nearest to You. 1 would be interested ia receiving copy of Rew.'h: De Wit Talmage’s lecture and other Birmingham, Ala. Hot Springs, Ark. New ¢ 2 Des Moines, Ia. sof treat yseeana nese neneces encase cect tet Ee Et EAE DN ETRE eR ETEREREREERESER ze ¢ 5 PAPER WAREHOUSE, Hundreds of well-known people have indorsed and recommended the Keeley treatment. Among them the following : a Py Py x a x a n a n * a a a & “a a “a & & a a * Py a a a & “a « & & a a BY a a * * & a General Neat. Dow * Col. C. H. TAYLOR x Judge-Advocate-Gen. GROESBECK & Dr. PARKHURST & Rev, CANON FLEMING - My Frances E, WILLARD * Hon, Luter Larruin Minis Go ASTINGS a . HASTING $ : IRIMER 8 Rev. T. De Wirt TaLMace Py Joun V. Farwen. x Dr. Epwarp MCGLYNN g Rear-Admiral WALKE s Ex.Gov. CLAUDE MATTHE & Ex-Gov. JOHN P, Al x Rt. Rev. JOHN SHANLEY & Gen. JAMES W. ForsvTH, $ a a Dd ww a * * x a a Py * w « n x a + Non-Heredity of Inebrety,"* by Dr. Lestte E, Keeley, mailed on application. westie t. kenity, 0. u.0. SSEETSSESTES PS FS ELE SED ERETESESESS POPS SEERER SES ESEEEESES soap does nothing but cleanse, it has no medical properties; for the color of health and health itself use Pears’, Give it time. ‘Sold all over the world. ang Liquor Habit cured 1a 10 to 20 dare. No pay tilt Write DR. J. L. STEPHENS eos Dept. 1%, “Lebanon, O! HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS TOMORROW 49 not the time. Send Today, if you wish hia begat bron ‘Bronze parlor clock Ibvroran assoried otder Teas and be Nomoss Coffee, s3¢. 1b. 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