Judge, 1904-03-26 · page 14 of 16
Judge — March 26, 1904 — page 14: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising and filler content**, typical of early 20th-century satirical magazines. Notable elements: **The Humor/Satire:** The scattered jokes are light social comedy rather than political satire. Examples include wordplay about a Korean emperor named "Hi Li" and "Li Low," and a joke about a lawyer who compiled a book called "Every Man His Own Lawyer"—mocking both lawyers' complexity and DIY legal culture. **The Cartoons:** A small cartoon titled "Misplaced Sympathy" depicts a hostel worker mistaking boot-trees (shoe stretchers) for prosthetic wooden feet, showing period working-class humor based on misunderstanding. **Context for Modern Readers:** This reflects early 1900s advertising culture, with products like Trimble Whiskey and "diamonds on credit," plus a house-plan book advertisement—capturing consumer capitalism of that era. The tone is whimsical rather than biting political commentary. The page emphasizes that Judge, despite its satirical reputation, frequently ran conventional advertising and mild domestic humor.
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“No matter what you think or guess, Keep mum, say nothin’ (do it too) ; Just wink and drink to our success— "Ere’s our good ‘ealth—the same to you.” iskey Green e Label. AT ALL VIRST-CLASS DEALERS. “Is your name Hi Li?" asked the for-| cigner brusquely. "Yes, sir,” answered the Korean em- peror. “Lam ‘Hi Li’ by name, but by nature I am ‘Li Low.'"—Washington Star. “ That fellow Briefleigh,” remarked the lawyer, “is one of the greatest benefactors our profession ever had.” “ What did he do—endow a library ?” Xo, indeed. He compited a book en- titled Every Man His Own Lawyer. Chicago News. Ghe Barry Easter Cards the most beautiful “Something Different” Price, 10 cts. to 25 cts. Your order will have prompt attention Made at Herkimer, N. Y. ‘FF, Barry DiAmonpsex Cr y a 2 KARAT £1022 DOWN Seven Tenths of the People ‘Are Honest DO,XOY belong to this majority? Treo. he prtveres of ‘our liberal credit system are at your Gisponal. Send $10 I etinaprtert Damned’ tf 1 café.—Brooklyn Life. 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THe HosTLER (at the “Shadow of-death hotel, on seeing a pair of boot-trees for the firs time)—"* I say, Billy, that poor bloke in the bedroom must ‘ave ‘ad a terrible accident He's got two wooden feet!" Some ads. remind us of Bill Jones's Sall, who wouldn't say “chew,” and when she | said “masticate” there didn’t nobody know what she was talkin’ about.—A“i/- linery Trade Review. “Well, anyway,” he said during their little spat, “ when I proposed to you, you took me promptly enough.” « Yes,” she replied ; “1 was only a wo- man, and you did look so cheap."—Paila- delphia Public Ledger, WANTED BARBERS to make thew own toilet waters. Fs secret. One box makes a gallon of water, Nine different odors. Write for free sample and booklet. T. i. Sayéer & Co., 8 & 10 North St., Cinctasatl, 0. TOUR TO THE PACIFIC COAST AND GRAND CANYON. Rate, $106, Via Pennsylvania Railroad, Account General Conference, Methodist Episcopal Church. On account of the General Conference of the Methodist, Episcopal Church, to be held at Los Angeles, Cal., begin- sigan 3 te Feces ron a the Grand Canyon of Arisoaa A special direct rate of $106 from New York, Baltimore, and Washington, 100 from Pittsburg. Tickets will be goo to return at any time before June an, Tourists returning via St. Louis may stop off for ten days to visit the World's Fair, by deposting ticket and paying ¢r.cofee. A descriptive i ‘will be sent on application to Geore W. vos from Philadelphia, ings mn planned and what they cost. very $1.00. Bound in cloth JUDGE Com 00, Sent General Passenger Agent, ‘Street Station, Phila: delphia, Pa. 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