Judge — March 5, 1904 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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Thus we see that the servant question was rife even in Olympus.—New York Sun. “Tnotice the young widow Prettyman doesn’t have her widow's weeds so much in evidence now. “No ; she’s clearing those weeds away. I believe she sees signs of a second crop of orange-blossoms."—Philadelphia Press. GOOD WHISKEY Only genuine zs bottled by us in our registered bottle. Sold everywhere. H.B.KIRK 700... Y., Sole Bottlers Satan pay his pew rent, En not a fuss he make; De saints sleep thoo’ de sarmont, But he sets up—wide awake ! Wren dey takes up de collection, It's den he mighty sly ! He comes down wid his money, Ter make de gospil fly ! But he say, * De road 1 trabel Is mighty long en rough De trouble ‘bout de gospil It don't fly fur enough ! —Atlanta Constitution. The rhe Leading Styles Originate in Broo facturiay Styles Origuaated by My Bxpert Model Maker ton. the ‘Center of Men's Fine Shoes in th: ye Ma ‘are Copied Dyas 13.80 shows cot more to make, wy Donglas 7 thay W.L. 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The fact that you were trying t0 act shone forth in your every word and every movement."—Boston Transcript. “Pop.” “Yes, my son.” “ How is the frigid zone bounded ?” “ By the four walls of our flat, my son.” —Vonkers Statesman. vice You will get more prompt attention and better «rvct by mentioning JUDGE when answering advertize , comicbooks.com