Judge, 1904-02-27 · page 15 of 16
Judge — February 27, 1904 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertisements interspersed with brief satirical commentary** typical of Judge's format. The main cartoon, "Extreme Measures," depicts a mother threatening to wash a child's face daily if caught chasing hens—a humorous domestic discipline scenario with no apparent political meaning. The political content appears in quoted commentary: references to **Russia and Japan** contemplating war are cautioned against creating "bloody stories" like those of "Austinvitch" (likely referencing Austro-Hungarian conflicts). The joke warns that war correspondents like Kipling might glorify their conflicts, turning real violence into romantic narratives. A separate quip mocks **Senator Sorg**, suggesting modern politicians are inferior to historical statesmen because they prioritize money-making "schemes" over eloquent speeches. The page is otherwise dominated by **period advertisements**—whiskey, cigars, tea, insurance, and other consumer products—reflecting Judge's revenue model rather than editorial content.
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