Judge, 1904-02-06 · page 15 of 16
Judge — February 6, 1904 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This Judge magazine page mixes humor with advertising, typical of early 1900s satirical publications. The political cartoon at top references European tensions before World War I—the "war-cloud in the east" and nations preparing to "swipe the silver lining." This satirizes how European powers viewed international conflicts as economic opportunities. The page contains multiple short jokes on marriage inconsistency, baby-naming, restaurant humor, and a "wasp on the neck" gag—standard mild domestic humor of the era. Significantly, the page features extensive advertising for the Keeley Institute, which treated alcoholism and drug addiction. The ad includes endorsements from prominent figures (P.D. Armour, General Neal Dow) claiming personal cures. This appears alongside advertisements for alcohol products (cocktails, champagne), creating an ironic juxtaposition typical of the period—substances promoted while "cures" for their abuse were simultaneously advertised to readers.
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Up looms a war-cloud in the east, The sunny sky to darken ; And Europe stops with anxious ear For thunder-peals to hearken. VER get a really Good Cocktail in a private house? Fault usually lies in the mixing. GOLD LION Cocktails (ready to ice) never vary. GOLD LION Cocktails—Seven Kinds — Maphattan, |} Whiskey, Martini, Tom Gin, Dry Ginand the American Of good wine merchants. The Cook & Bernheimer Co, ‘Makers New York They see it spread and larger grow, With one accord divining ; Each nation cautiously prepares To swipe the silver lining. —New York Suu. “She named her baby after all four of its rich uncle: “What good will that do? None ot them will feel complimented when they know the others have been so remem- bered.” “Oh, but she has trained the child to answer only to the name of the uncle who happens to be around.” — Cincinnati of rINEN. co. Tee NY. : Times-Star, INTL UFFS ARE THE BEST S” BUY THEM. THEM. Most wives are inconsistent, When husbands drive them to it; They say “It’s no use talking, ‘Then go right on and do it. Philadelphia Lede Customer—* Gimme a cup of chocolate with plenty of whipped cr Boston waitress (shouting back to the kitchen) —* Chocolate solitaire in a plen ef cem | tudinous setting of chastised lacteal fluid New York, | —Philadelphia Press. Dialogues, Reettattons and other Entertamments. Send tor free catalogue of over 20 plays, The Dramatic Pot on ChIAgO, 01 2sth Si o oar, 4 WY PKG ORION LL ERA @ RL 40 AR & = HORRIBLE! Misc Autwax—"' Mercy! there's a horrid wasp crawling down the back of your neck.” S Beeswax—‘'Oh, horrors! and I can't faint." Cocktails Have the Correct Flavor, but they must contain that most delightful of all aromatic tonics, the genuine imported Dr. Siegerts ANGOSTURA sic A delicious flavoring for lemonade, lemon ice, soda Ly” water, sherry and all liquors. THE BEST APPETIZER J. W WUPPERMANN, le Agent. NEW YORK, N. ¥. VRLLELLLLLLL ALLEL LLL ALLL LALLA LLAL ALLEL LLL LILLIE LILLIA Fe} a x Produce each a disease having definite patholo- Ky. The disease yields easily to the Treatment as administered at the following Keeley Insti- tutes: RNS SSS: SERS SALESSSELE SES P. D. ARMOUR Head of the great Armour Packing Company, Cb 290, Ml (na personal letter to Dr. Keeley / sa Thave sent about two hundred of my employees, from butchers to foremen, and all have been per- manently cured. I do not think there is any one thing, or any one man, who ever did the good to humanity that you are doing with your cure. A Friend’s Opportunity. THOUSANDS of men have been saved from business ruin and a drunkard’s to depict the suffer that are being caused by intempe The but who would appreciate reading Ri De Witt Talmage’s lecture on the evils of intemperance, Probably it is the grandest portrayal of the curse of liquor that the world has received. If you printed matter, whic strate to you that the indulgence in Ii is a disease and that we sands and thousands. mail coupon below, We by mail—plain envelope spoken of above, which we bel of interest. Portls 280} Locust St Marr as ie wugusta An Boulter t He Dekh ** Non-Heredity of lett sccena, nent free on application “STnatitaten: by Dr. Leslie E, Keeley, mailed on application, UESUE #. KEELIY, H.D. LD. FEESESSSSEESSSESSSSSSSSSSFISSSSSESSSSSSSSSPSSESESSSSESS: “Hundreds of well-known people have indorsed and recommended the Keeley treatment. Among them the following : General Neal. Dow Col. C. H. TAYLOR Judge-Advocate- Dr. PARKHURST WILLARD eR LAFFLIN MILLS Gov. Hastincs 0, C. LORIMER .T. DE Wrrr Tatmacr *Joun V. Farwi Dr. Epwarb McGiyxn Rear-Admiral WALKER ov. CLAUDE MATTHEWS ExGov, Joun P. Rt. Rey, Jor Gen. James W, Forsvtit, U.S.A EEEEKESKEEE BESEDSSRSSESERSSEHSSESSESSSSSSRDSSSODBDSS SOSBSEDO BEDE EEE SDPO DE SEE OODDEBED BESS DES: cs ss Champagne aout. al lOUID SUNSHINE. BROTHERHOOD WINE CO. SPRING AND WASHINGTON STREETS 2 oo os NBW YORK CITY son on “Why do you women always exact such sacred promises from each other not to repeat your secrets ? “Ithelps one to remember the secrets when she wants to tell some one else about them.”— Cincinnati Tribune. t2a Liquor fabitcaredia10 Gifeured. OPIUM: DRA t. USTEPHENS COs Dept. 1%, Lebanon, 0! HENRY LINDENMEYR & EONS PAPER WAREHOUSE ‘ALL KINDS OF PAPER MADE TO ORDER ROMEIKE’S fon which you want 10 be Every newspaper and of em United States and Europe is searched. Terms, $5.00 for ‘Hany Rosanne, 33 Union Square, N. ¥. co ena eau will send you all newspaper to notices. PRESS OF SACKCTT & WILMELMS LITHOGRAPHING AND PRINTING COMPANY, NEW TORK Fun tor the [Millions JUDGE'S LIBRARY MAGAZINE Ten Cents a Copy SIS HOPKINS’ OWN BOOK Ten Cents a Copy JUDGE’S QUARTERLY ‘Twenty-five Cents a Copy JOEL JARVIS'S JAY JOKES ‘Ten Cents a Copy Any of the above by mail from the publishers on receipt of price Address JUDGE, New York comicbooks.com