Judge, 1904-02-06 · page 13 of 16
Judge — February 6, 1904 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, a major American satirical publication. The page contains multiple unrelated advertisements and brief comedic anecdotes typical of the era. The small cartoons and jokes are light humor: one depicts a Boston cousin's pedantic reaction to a Chicago girl's animated mouse-encounter story, mocking regional personality differences. Another shows a photographer's cynical caption about poets—suggesting distrust of artistic types. The main illustrated cartoon ("No Trust") depicts generic figures in comedic poses around a "Positively No Credit" sign, making a straightforward joke about merchants' wariness of customers who can't pay. The bulk of the page advertises products (Old Crow whiskey, ball-pointed pens, Selters soda) and services (railroad travel to California, life insurance, the magazine itself). There is no significant political or social satire—this appears to be a revenue-generating advertising section rather than editorial content, though it maintains Judge's light, humorous tone throughout.
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7 LOOK FOR THE NAME ULTZ ~ CARL H.SCH SELTERS CARBONIC and CLUB SODA AOAC SHAT ‘Tel. te Madiaon TOMORROW fepot tbe time, Send Taday, LEREe. toobtata B.S act bronze parlor ei tb few Crop, oc. Te a athot fea Cotcer Dating Powder, Spiced aod mc be ‘feed taay for oor Premiam List, prices TeeGreat American TeaCo.,Bor 290, 31 THE PHOTOGRAPHER pleasant.” “You should have seen me jump up and down this morning when 1 discovered a mouse in my room,” said the impulsive Chicago girl. « Your upward exertions I can readily understand,” rejoined her cousin from Boston, * but Iam led to infer that your descent was brought ahout by the action of the laws of gravitation, with no volition on your part."--Chicago News. DELICIOUS flavor, smooth- ness and purity characterize Old Crow €. Sold only in our registered bot- tles everywhere. wan orser Fee akin every te. ant treena -33 Vesey St..N.Y, NO TRUST. “A poet. you say? Well, keep your eye on the sign and look Ball-Pointed Pens ai > BALL-POINTE Serr QeawD <a (H, HEWITT’S PATENT). Suitable for writing in poste! any paper) nev. ch or spurt, Made in England of the dest Shefteld rolled sel, Ratt-PorsTeD pens are more duratie, and are ahead of all o FOR EASY WRITING. a Buy an assorted sample bor of 24 pens for 28 ets. and choose a pen fo auit your hand. Haring found one, stick.to it f vost rare r2ow W. BAINBRIDGE 4 Co. wituiam Staccr, New York 1 Up looms a war-cloud in the east, The girl was haughty. She had lis- tened to his protestations of love, but still held aloof. How about the coffee your mother used to make ?” she finally asked. «Tt was on the bum,” he replied. Then, with a glad cry, she folded him to her breast.—Exchange. The New York Central has just issued “ Red Line Leaflet No. 1,” which belongs to the Four Track Series, so well and favorably known to the traveling public. This leaflet treats of and sets forth the various beauties, luxuries, and comforts of the Twentieth Century Limited. It also shows how a day can be saved by travel- ing on this unique flyer between New York and Chicago. If time is money, as the proverb has it, any financial expert will tell any inquirer what a day saved means in the cold cash of the realm, This train cannot be praised too highly, for it embodies, and to the full, all the qualities that go to make a first-class vestibuled cther-cleaver, whose winged iron horse never wearies and only pauses occasionally for a banquet of coal, For further in- formation apply to George H. Daniels, general passenger agent, Grand Centrai station, New York City. THE FAST TRAINS California are over UNION PACIFIC SOUTHERN PACIFIC Two Through Trains Dally Accommodations provided for all classes of passengers Tourist Cars a Specialty No detours. No change o} Cars. “THE OVERLAND ROUTE” all the way. E.L LOMAX,6.P.&T.A UNION PACIFIC ‘Omaha, Neb. ‘You will ge: more prompt attention and better service by mentioning Juoce when answering advertisements, There’s Money in Ideas! If you have ideas which can be used for advertising matter, such as show cards, folders, booklets, cutouts, etc. send them in. A rough sketch or any other suggestion can be used, if it is good, Cash paid for all ideas accepted. All rejected matter will be returned. ROBERT LEITER, “Judge Office, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York. JM HYDE ENRY Bs HYDE ONLY A FEW FLAKES at a time — but what an accumulation all together. Only a few dollars at a time invested in an Endowment Policy in the Equitable — but what an accumulation for your maturer years. And while the money is ac- cumulating for you your family is protected. For full Information {iit out this coupon, or write THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY of the United States 120 Broadway, New York. Dept. No.25. Please send me information regarding an Endowment for years of age.