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This page from the satirical magazine *Judge* is primarily an **advertising compilation** rather than a cohesive editorial or cartoon commentary. The main content includes: 1. **"Cocktail Facts"** advertisement promoting proper cocktail preparation and English Orange Bitters—a commentary on American drinking culture's supposed need for instruction. 2. **Brief humor anecdotes** (teacher being beaten by wrong student; wife at "don't-worry" club) that serve as filler content typical of period magazines. 3. **The central cartoon "From East to West"** depicts an interaction between a Turkish tobacco merchant and an American businessman, advertising Egyptian cigarettes—reflecting early 20th-century colonial-era marketing and Western fascination with "exotic" Eastern products. 4. **"Doctor Fooled by Coffee"** is a product testimonial for Postum (caffeine-free coffee substitute), framed as medical advice—reflecting contemporary health anxieties about coffee's effects. The page reflects advertising-driven magazine economics and period attitudes toward foreign goods, health, and consumption rather than sharp political satire.

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COCKTAIL FACTS About 90% of the Cocktalls now drank are either Manhattans or Martinis; no good bar-keeper uses any bitters but ‘English Orange’’ in’ making them. The “CLUB COCKTAILS,’ Manhattans and Martinis, are made as they should be with English ‘Orange Bit- ters,” are properly aged and are better than any fresh made cock- tail, possibly can be. A fresh made cocktail is like a new blend of say Kind, unfit for use. Age is what makes a good Punch, age is what makes a good Cor- dial, age is what makes a good blended whiskey, age is what makes a palatable sauce, and above all age is what makes a good cocktail. These statements can be verified by any reputable blender. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sie Peyricire 29 Beonoway, New York, N.Y. HartrorD, Coxx. Loxpox A teacher in one of the South Boston evening schools who served his time as teacher of a country school tells of what he considers the most remarkable example of humor on record—that of a school-boy who continued to laugh uproariously ail the time he was being whipped. “What are you laughing at?” inquired the teacher as he paused to take breath. “ Why, I'm laughing ‘cause you're whip- pin’ the wrong boy,” said the victim.— Boston Traveller. little dinner last night was quite’ recher- ché.” “Oh, dear,” her hostess groaned, “I just knew that new cook would make a botch of it some way."—Chicago Record- Herald. UNRIVALED APPETIZING TONIC. Dr. Sicgert’s world-renowned Angostura Bitters. Awards at twenty-two Expositions. Refuse imitations. “T wonder who that woman is whose hat is on crooked, and who looks bothered half to death,” said a man on the back platform of a street-car. “That's my wife,” said Mr. Meekton. “She's bothered to death for fear she won't get to her ‘don't-worry’ club in Washington Star. Abbott's, the Original Angostura, Bitters are the dest. Refuse imitations. At grocers’ and druggists’. “ Did you ever lose yourself in any of the great rdles you assumed ?” “Well,” answered Mr. Stormington Barnes, “I wasn’t exactly lost. But 1 Jhave found it pretty hard to get home.” Washington Star. KNOWS NOW. DOCTOR WAS FOOLED BY HIS OWN CASE FOR A TIME, It’s easy to understand how ordinary people get fooled by coffee when doctors themselves sometimes forget the facts. A physician speaks of his own experi- ence: “Thad used coffee for years and really did not exactly believe it was injuring me although I had palpitation of the heart Eczema Ordinary “+ medicated” soaps are noth- ing but soap and have no medicinal effect. Glemm’s Sulphur Soap disin- fects, heals eruptions, eczema and cures itching. A Use it daily in toilet and bath. You can be Cured with Glenn’s Sulphur Soap or 90. by THR ‘a cake at all drug stores, or mail LGM Ne CRITTENTOS COy 11S Bia New York. Hul's Hate and Whisker Dye, Black or Brown, tocts Finally one day a severe and almost fatal attack of heart trouble frightened me and I gave up both tea and coffee, using Postum instead, and since that time I have had absolutely no heart palpitation except ‘on one or two occasions when I tried a small quantity of coffee which caused severe irritation and proved to me I must let it alone, “When we began using Postum it seemed weak—that was because we did not make it according to directions—but boil full fifteen minutes, which gives it the proper rich flavor and the deep brown color, THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS Sohmer Building, rerenter ew ot Sth Ave., cor 22d St. “have advised a great many of my friends and patients to leave off coffee and drink Postum ; in fact, I daily give this advice." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Many thousands of physicians use Pos- tum in place of tea and coffee in their own homes and prescribe it to patients. « There's a reason.” A remarkable little book, “ The Road to Wellville,” can be found in'each package. Washington’s Veterans Drank Evans’ Ale It is to-day the same honest, nut-brown, foam-crowned ale that slaked the thirst of the men of the Revolution. Drink it and you will not-wonder that it has become a national institution. Apply to Any dealer Anywhere, ©. HL. EVANS & SONA, HUDSON, “ Really,” said Mrs. Oldcastle, “ your) time to attend the election of officers.”"—} From East to West Absolutely the finest tobacco grown in Turkey is made up in the Egyptian manner in Esyptian. DEITIES. No better Turkish cigarette Eook’tor tho niguature ot ANAROTHOS, i now we put a little bit of butter in the pot | when boiling and allow the Postum to| New York mercHant— Pardon me; I guess you didn’t understand that we sell those goods strictly spot cash.”* Pritaperpuia Buyer—" Well, excuse me: but | thought you knew that ‘ thirty days’ Is ‘ spot cash’ in Philadelphia.”* ry ‘Delightfully nice to shuffle and deal. Highly polished ; full of snap WAiUp-tc-date designs, Sold by dealers. The U.S. Playing Card Co. Cincinnati U.S.A. Hoyle for 10c. see 328 08 For Duplicate Whist. best of card games. Paine's Trays. Lessons free with ‘Write for particulars. comicbooks.com