Judge — January 2, 1904 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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“L hain’t judgin’ no man by de way he talks. I'se hada man yell me outer his co’nfield an’ run me haifa mile, an’ arte wards present me wid two dozen ears, I'se had a man talk so soft an’ sweet dat it brung tears to my eyes, an’ den charge | business. me thirty per cent. interest on money loaned on de fam'ly sewin'-machine."— Detroit Free Press. Brightness of mind and strength of body | come only from perfect digestion. Make the stomach strong with Abbott's, the Original An- gostura Bitters. “ T want to ask you something, gracie," | said the beautiful heiress. “What is it, duckie?” quired. “Would you object if I should request the minister to omit the word + obey’ from the service when we are married 2" rtainly not. He can just make it ¢, honor and supply.’ — Chicago Record-Herala the duke in- Fudge—" Did you strike your wife 2” Prisoner—* No, sir." Fudge—" Did you approach and ad- dress her in such a manner as to this stroke of in: Prisoner—* Yes, sir. 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