Judge — 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Those hands, how I detest them, Although’ I never pressed them In my own. No rival rings adorn them, ‘And yet my cause to mourn them Clear is shown. Nay, think me not disloyal Unto my lady royal— Feel no shock For the hands at which I cavil Are the ones that daily travel Round the clock. New York Sun. Gutenberg had just invented the art of printing “ What a boon you have conferred on humanity !" exclaimed his admirers. “Yes,” he replied modestly. “1 think so too. A fellow will now have a paper to read, so he needn't give up his seat on the cai Realizing how posterity would bless his name he was indeed content. Vew York Sun, You look better, feel better, are better, when your run-down system is invigorated with Ab- teit’s, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists’. He off She—" Yes. He told her he thought she should stop reading novels and read something more substantial—something that would improve her. He— Well?” She—" Well, the idea of a man intimat- ing to his fiancée that she could be im- proved in any way Press. So the engagement is broken * Some people,” sai kind of unlucky in gittin’ de kind dat is always wantin’ favors instid o' de kin’ dat is always tryin’ to do favors."— Washington Star. When your barber talks “Shampoo ” specify Packers Tar Soap Pure as the Pines Antiseptic—Invigorating The Standard for the Hair ‘The Packer Mig. Co., New York ED. PIXAC D'S “POSCARINA” PERYUXE Presented in an origi- nal Baccarat cut-glass bottle. The quality je the price. SOLD EVERYWHERE. Ipe.bottle $143. 292. bottle BOF noe We bade’ the heathen lay down their arms. “ But,” they protested, affecting a spe- cious look of anxiety, «can Christianity be embraced without arms 2” We deigned nothing in reply. It would ill beseem soldiers of the cross to bandy words.— Detroit Free Press. Servant— De doctor said J. mustn't give you no more brandy, sah.” or—* Why, brandy is my favorite “I know dat, sah. doctor said you must change off.” Major—* Oh, well, then we'll make a But de To what, sah 2?” To another doctor.” sas City Journal. * You don’t mean to say that you would give a man money for his influence 2" “Not if | could help it,” answered Senator Sorghum. “ Of course it would be cheaper to give him a position. But the trouble is there aren't enough offices to go ‘round."— Washington Star, Borem— Hello, old man; what you goin’ to do?” Glumm— Nothing." Borem—* How about a walk? it would do us both good.” Glumm —*So do 1. Good-bye."— Philadelphia Public Ledger. T think BUSY DOCTOR SOMETIMES OVERLOOKS-A POINT. 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