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Judge — December 26, 1903 — page 13: Judge, 1903-12-26

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This is primarily an **advertising page** from Judge magazine, not a political cartoon. The page contains several brief humorous anecdotes and multiple product advertisements. The small jokes scattered throughout use dated conventions: one mocks a prospective bride for accepting a proposal ("good enough for her son"), another uses a "persimmon needs frost" metaphor about an actor, and a third plays on a woman's sarcasm about her suitor leaving early. The dominant content is **advertising**: Club Cocktails, Angostura Bitters, Glenn's Sulphur Soap (for dandruff treatment), Ed. Pinaud's perfume, Bond & Lilliard whiskey, and most prominently, **Milwaukee Beer** and **Grape-Nuts cereal**. The Grape-Nuts ad includes a testimonial claiming the food restored memory and health to a formerly ill Canadian man—a common early-20th-century marketing tactic using pseudo-medical claims. There is **no significant political satire** on this page. It reflects period advertising practices and social humor conventions rather than commentary on current events.

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The art of cocktail mixing is to so blend the ingredients that no one is evident, but the delicate flavor of each is apparent. Is this the sort of cocktail the man gives you who does it by ork? There's Fever a mistake in'a CLUB COCKTAIL. It smells good, tastes good, is good— always, Just strain through ‘cracked ice. Seven kinds—Manhattan, Martini, Ver- mouth, Whiskey, Holland Gin, Tom Gin and York. G. F. HEUBLEIN & DRO. Sole Propnetors, Haxrrono Naw Yous Lonpow “I'm afraid my prospective mother-in- lawis crazy,” said the fluffy-haired girl as she toyed with her engagement-ring. “Because why?” asked the family friend. “ Because she says I'm good enough for her son,” replied the prospective bride.— Chicago News. “The rising young actor reminds me of a persimmon,” observed the hash-fed philosopher. “Come on with the diagram,” said the landlady as she poured another quart of hot water into the coffee-pot. “One or two hard frosts are the mak- ing of him,” answered the wise one. Kennebec Fournal. AN EXQUISITE FLAVORING for lemonade, water-ices, grape-fruit, sherry and all fancy drinks is Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. “I'm not given to flattery,” drawled | Mr. Staylate. “I don't make’ point to say nice things to girls | “No? I'm sure that was a nice thing you said to me earlier in the evening,” replied Miss Bord, with a yawn. “What was that ? | “You remarked that you didn’t have long to stay, you know."—Philadelphia Public Ledger. MEMORY MENDING, WHAT FOOD ALONE CAN DO FOR THE MEMORY. The influence of food upon the brain and memory is so little understood that people are inclined to marvel at it. Take a person who has been living on improperly selected food and put him |upon a scientific diet in which the food Grape-Nuts is largely used and the in-| crease of the mental power that follows is truly remarkable. A Canadian who was sent to Colorado for his health illustrates this point in a Dandruff Men once a week, women once in two weeks, should wash the head with a copious lather of warm water and Glenn's Sulphur Soap. It will remove and keep out dandruff. Be sure and get Glenn’s Sulphur Soap rag stores, or mailed for ane, by THE. Mas Sew Yorks “BRISE EMBAUMEE VIOLETTE” Is admitted by connoisse- urs to be the most delicate embodiment of the violet odor ever produced. SOLD EVERYWHERE, If not obtainable of your “dealer, write to ED. PINAUD'S AMERICAN OFFICES ED, PINAUD BUILDING, NEW YORK) most convincing manner : “ One year ago T came from Canada a nervous wreck, $0 my physician said, and reduced in weight to almost a skeleton, and my memory was so poor that conversations had to be re- peated that had taken place only a few hours before. I was unable to rest day or night, for my nervous system was shat- tered The change of climate helped me a little, but it was soon seen that this was not all that I needed. I required the proper selection of food, although I did not realize it until a friend recommended Grape-Nuts to me, and I gave this food a thorough trial. Then I realized what the right food could do, and 1 began to} change in my feelings and bodily condi- tion. This kept up until now after six! months’ use of Grape-Nuts all my nervous trouble has entirely disappeared, | have gained in flesh all that I had lost, and what is more wonderful to me than any- thing else my memory is as good as it ever was. Truly Grape-Nuts has re- made me all over, mind and body, when I never expected’ to be well and happy! again.”. Name given by Postum Co.,| Battle Creek, Mich. ‘There's a reason. Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, “The Road to Wellville.” That’s Ale anywhere, will suggest the aroma and the luxury of the idle tif you'res smoker of Esyptian DeItT IES. No better Turkish cigarette can be made. Look for the signature of S. ANARGYROS Citiman—«1 didn't. think would remember me Subbubs—* Oh! yes, indeed.” Citiman—« She seems to have a very good memory. Subbubs —* Wonderful, wonderful !) Why, she can remember the names of all the cooks we ever had."—Philadelphia Press. your wife| Agent—"The price of this house is ten thousand dollars, madam.” ‘he—"1 don’t care to give that much.” nt— Well, then, how does nine nd, nine hundred and ninety-nine dollars and ninety-eight cents sound ? She—" I'll take it.” —Chicago Journal, Tom— But do you think you can sup- port a wife 2” Dick— Of course. engaged two years.” Tim—* Well?” Dick— Well, if Lcan buy flowers and candy for a fiancée for two years and not go broke I can surely support a wife. Philadelphia Press. Why, I've been I found the motorman an intelligent and courteous fellow. “Would you like to drive a car at the rate of a hundred miles an hour ?” Lasked, “ Not unless I were passing people who were signaling me to stop,” he replied.— Detroit Free Press, “THE BEST” Milwaukee Beer Because they purchase the best materials obtain- able in the world’s market. Because they employ the most capable and skilled masters in the art of brewing. Because their plant is fitted out with all the latest improvements and machinery known to the brewing world. Because of their unexcelled method of cleanliness. their beer is noted for its absolute purity. Fifty Years of Experience. Why not secure a sample and have your physician pass on the quality? We invite comparison, because we want you to know that Miller Brews “Ter Milwaukee Beer MILLER BREWING CO., Mill uke, U.S.A. comicbooks.com