Judge — December 19, 1903 — page 9: what you’re looking at

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Gold Seal CHAMPAGNE is proof of its superior quality. t equals any French wine in bouquet and flavor and costs only one-half. Then why pay for foreign labels? MGOLD SEAL is, sold She was a widow whose husband died without life insurance and was compelled to—; but why give harrowing details ? Every man knows the privations and hardships which fall to a poor widow; every loving husband has some life insur- | , ance for her protection. PENN MUTUAL LIFE, 921-3-5 Chestnut St., Philadelphia. Gyer—* What kind of a chap is Blank?” Alyer— Me is as honest as the day is| long.” Gyer—" Yes; but the days are getting shorter now, you know."—Buffalo News. Jefferson had hitched his steed to the fence before taking the oath. “You see,” he explained to his inti- mates, “I knew it would create a lot of sympathy it my horse was left at the post.” Thus, with rare tact, did he cater to the people,—New York Sun, TWICE WON. WIFE FELL IN 0" SBAND “ ALL The wife of a well-known attorney-at- law of Seward, Neb., tells the tale worth reading: My husband was a soldier in the Civil War and was, as he called him- self, “an old coffee cooler and had always drank very strong coffee. About a year ago he complained of a feeling of faintness every time after climb- ing his office stairs and was also troubled *\by terrible headaches that almost drove him wild, « He gradually grew weaker and weaker until his affliction culminated in nervous From East to West Absolutely the finest tobacco grown ix Turkey made up in the Egyptian manner in Feyptian DEITIES. Ho, patter, Tankian ctearatte, sen te meds collapse and for weeks he seemed to be fading away from us in spite of all our efforts. «The physicians pronounced him strong and well with no organic trouble whatever | and there seemed to be nothing the matter except the complete giving out of his nerv- ous system, LOOK FOR THE NAME (CARL H. SCHULTZ ) The doctors decided that coffee was at the bottcm of all his trouble and ordered Postum Cereal in its place. He improved daily since he quit coffee and began drink- ing Postum and now says he feels better than he has felt for 20 years, headaches are gone, no more fainting spells and is gaining in flesh every day, and he seems So much younger and hearticr and happier than he has for years that I have fallen in love with him over again, “Now for my brother's case: a few years ago he had a peculiar trouble. His tongue was swollen and sore at the roots and covered underneath with festers, “He thought his affliction was of a can- cerous nature and his doctor was of the same opinion. He could scarcely eat anything and became so poor and run down he was simply a nervous wreck. He “ What was your greatest trial, judge 2” asked the young lawyer. “Getting my seven daughters married off,” replied the scanty-haired jurist. Chicago News. .” {COLLARS Linen) .1a CUFFS ARE THE BEST. Barker’s Collars are Stamped “Linen” Other brands advertised and Sold as Linen are NOT stamped ** Linen.” Why ? MINING PROGRESS Contains reliable mformation about min W|Sohmer Building, consulted various physicians but none were able to diagnose his case or help him in the least. “At last_a doctor to whom he applied said he believed my brother was coffee poisoned and advised him to quit coffce and drink Postum, He gave him no medi- cine, but told him to give Postum fair trial and return to him in six weeks. My broth- er had used Postum only about ten days when the festers disappeared from his tongue and at the end of two weeks the soreness and swelling were gone and he began to pick up in flesh and spirits. “He has never touched coffee since but drinks Postum all the time and has never had the slightest return of the trouble. “To look at my experience is it any wonder I can write a heartfelt testimonial for Postum ?" Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, * The Road to Well- ville.” . THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS me esse iow Sth Ave. cor t1d St. site A QUESTION OF SEX. Benevorent oLo cent (a bit puzzled) —"' And are you both boys?" Touny (in trousers)—"" No, sir. Johnny ’s going to be one next week.” ESTABLISHED 1810 OLD OVERHOLT RYE NATURAL WHISKEY “Bottled in Bond” Direct from the Barrel under U. S. Government Supervision and Regulations The whiskey must be at least four years old. Each cork is sealed with U. S. Stamp stating age and quantity in each bottle. Every bottle contains full measure. Demand—OLD OVERHOLT RYE-—Ask for “Bottled in Bond” comicbooks.com