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This page contains two distinct elements: **Left side:** Three brief satirical cartoons with jokes, including one about a honeymoon couple using field-glasses to read a church clock, and two separate Uncle Eben jokes about luck versus sense. These are typical Judge magazine humor pieces—light social commentary in cartoon form. **Right side:** A full-page advertisement for Mutual Rubber Production Co., promoting investment in rubber plantation shares in Chiapas, Mexico. The ad promises $1,200 yearly income for life through small monthly payments. **Historical context:** This appears designed to capitalize on early-20th-century investment enthusiasm and rubber's commercial importance (used for tires, etc.). The promise of passive income through small payments to acquire tropical plantation "shares" represents the type of speculative investment schemes common to this era—mixing legitimate commodity scarcity concerns with promotional language meant to attract ordinary investors seeking wealth. The contrast between Judge's satirical cartoons mocking human folly and this optimistic investment pitch is notable.

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ON THEIR WEDDING TRIP. Sue—" How stupid of us, dear, forgetting to bring a watch with us! We won't be able to tell the time."” He—"' Why, yes, we will, pet; | can see the clock on a church tower perfectly distinctly with my excellent Flammarion field-glasses."" “ Some folks,” said Uncle Eben, “gits| «De man dat makes a business of findin’ credit foh bein’ lucky ‘cause dey has sense ; | fault,” said Uncle Eben, « gits mo’ occupa- an’ others gits credit foh havin’ sense | tion ‘an’ less results dan anybody else in ‘cause dey’s lucky."—Washington Star. | de community."— Washington Star. IAMS SHAVING SOAP COLLEGE STUDENTS are pretty good judges of-«what’s what,” and usually manage to have about the best of everything. The fact , that nine out of ten use Wil- .. liams’ Shaving Soap, is convinc- _ ing evidence of its superiority. Sold tm Shaving Stichs and Shaving Tabicts throug bout the world. THE J. B. WILLIAMS CO., Glastonbury, Conn. ras ‘sane srr a Year for Life SECURED BY SMALL MONTHLY PAYMENTS There is nothing speculative about crude rubber. It can be sold every day in the year, in every market in the world and at a stable price that has been steadily advancing for many years. For a quarter of a century the world’s supply of crude rubber has always been spoken for months before it has reached a civilized market. It can be gathered every day in the year irrespective of weather or season. The ignorant and improvident natives who gather it to-day almost invariably “tap to death” the tree that brings them their golden harvest, and in the virgin jungle no white man can live to guide and oversee them. Hence, the price of crude rubber has doubled in ten years, and the question of the world’s supply for the future becomes of vast moment. ‘Weare changing the production of Crude Rub- ber from the primitive and destructive method heretofore employed to the most scientific and economic plan Known to modern forestry. No industry ever underwent so radical a de- velopment as are now engaged in without making immensely wealthy those who accom. plished the change. 1] x We have 6,175 acres of land in the state of Chiapas, the most fertile soil in Mexico, and we are developing this land into a commercial rubber orchard under the most successful conditions and plans known to scien- tific forestry. We are selling shares in this plantation, each representing an undivided interest equivalent to an acre of land. Fach acre, as soon as it is sold, is cleared and planted to 600 rubber trees ; 400 of these are tapped to'death before maturity, leaving at the end of the development period 200 trees, the normal number per acre for permanent yield. The advantage of this method is that by beginning the tapping thus early, dividends begin also in the same year. ‘Any one can own such shares, or acres, by paying for them in small monthly installments. Supposing you buy only five. You pay $20 a month for 12 months, then $10 a month for a limited period, until you have paid the full price of the shares in the present series— $276 cach ; but during the period of these payments you will have received dividends amounting to $210 per share ; hence, the actual cost of your shares, or acres, is only $66 each, and you own real estate then worth at least $2,500, and from the maturity period onward, longer than you can live, your five acres, or shares, will yield you or your heirs a yearly income of $1,200. ‘This is a most conservative estimate (based on Government reports of the United States and Great Britain, the most reliable sources of information in the world) for 200 trees per acre, and figuring them as yielding each only 2 pounds of crude rubber per year, a total of 400 pounds at 60 cents net per pound. Of course, if you buy 10 shares your income would be $2,400 yearly, or better still, 25 shares will yield $6,000 a year. Five Acres, or Shares, in our Rubber Orchard planted to 1,000 Rubber Trees will at maturity yield you a sure and cere tain income of $100 a month for more years than you can possibly live. Your )¥ dividends average 25 per cent. during the ( period of small monthly payments. a 7 Romible, aferuardrarrounds tis ivextment. The State Street Trust rompany of Boston halds the title to our property in Mexico as Trustee. We agree (0 mat with them the money paid ia for shares, and we file with them sworm state- ments a3 to the development of tLe property. This company also acts as Registrar of Every ‘our stock. You are lully protected against loss in case of lapse of payment of in case ‘of death, and you are granted a suspension of payments for ninety ye at any time you wish. "Furthermore, we agree to loan you money on your shares. b RUBBER! Indispensable as wheat or cotton, orcoal. American manufacturers alone con- sume annually sixty million pounds of crude rubber, worth at least forty million dollars. Yet the supply falls short of the demand. The immediate completion of the Pacific cable would consume the entire a: rubber in the United Stat We can mocthly installments, wil bong you an average return of T Ve PER CENT” ON YOUR’ MONEY-DURING ‘THE PERIOD OF PAYMENT, and will then bring yuu $100 A MONTH FOR MORE THAN A LIFETIME. Send us $20 asthe first monthly payment to secure § shares—$4o for 10 shares—$10o lor 2g shares (4 per, share foras many, ‘43 you wish to secure). This opens the door for Ygurielt, not to wealth, but to what is far better, a competency for future yearn, When perhaps you will not be able to-earn it. We already have hundreds of share: holders scattered through 40 states, who have investigated and invested. Oat literatare explains cur plan iully and concisely, and proves every statement. It wil be sent to you immediately, on request. MUTUAL RUBBER PRODUCTION CO. 99 Milk Street, BOSTON, MASS. ,) rove to you that five shares in this investment ( cS comicbooks.com