Judge, 1903-11-28 · page 14 of 21
Judge — November 28, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This Judge magazine page contains **primarily advertisements and brief comic vignettes** rather than a unified political cartoon. The main content includes: 1. **Product ads** for Evans Ale, Wilson Whiskey, Grape-Nuts cereal, and other goods—typical of 1910s-era magazines. 2. **Short humor pieces** featuring domestic scenes: a couple arguing about wealth ("Cutting"), a man confused by automobile instructions, and various wordplay jokes about wine aging and marriage. 3. **One illustrated cartoon** (bottom right) showing a drunken soldier after battle, captioned "After the Last Gun Was Fired"—the humor derives from his wobbly posture and slurred speech, depicting intoxication. The page reflects **early 20th-century attitudes**: casual stereotypes in dialect humor ("Mister 'Possum"), gender dynamics in marriage jokes, and alcohol consumption treated as comedy. There's no apparent political satire—this is simply a typical Judge page mixing ads, light domestic humor, and illustrated gags aimed at middle-class readers.
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go back LOOK FOR THE NAME ‘CARL H.SCHULTZ } : Hj = couragement Kutting— Fi oar PRE SAMPLE COT | “enpeck—“ Well, I certainly believe NEIL 3. SORENSEN 4 00, Sumpter, Oregon. Aleé |. You’ll never 4 other Kind, once youtry it Katherine— never gave you any en-| Yes, you did. You led me| to believe that your father was wealthy.” —Denver Republican, Can't flatter Mister ‘Possum : . Wren he settin’ on de tree, En [ tell him dat he lookin’ Des’ de bes’ I eber see, He chmb a li'l higher, En he wink his eye at me ; En he say, My he'lt’ is better At de distance what you see!" —Atlanta Constitution. “The old man was overworked and had to take a vacation.” he been engaged in some big deal: No; he took a notion that he wanted to understand the printed description of a big automobile a manufacturer was try- ing to sell him. A few weeks’ rest will put him all right again, we hope."— Automobile Magazine. to the A household word to-day, Cook's /mperial | Extra Dry Champagne, in which the highest | quality possible is maintained. | Cheebley— Say, old man, this is pretty stuff.” Gestley (proud of his wine-cellar) — “Well, rather, That wine is at least fifty years old, Cheepley— Gee whizz! It must have been great when it was fresh."—Phila- delphia Press. BOTH FEEL WHAT PROPER FOOD DOES FOR BOTH MIND AND BODY. Physical health, mental health, indeed, almost everything good on this earth, d pend in great measure upon proper food. Without health nothing is worth while, and health can be won almost every time by proper feeding on the scientific food, Grape-Nuts. A California trained nurse proved t! “ Three years ago I was taken very sick, my work as a trained nurse having worn me out both in body and mind, and medi- cine failed to relieve me at all. After seeing a number of physicians and special- ists and getting no relief, I was-very much discouraged, and felt that I would die of general nervous and physical collapse. “ My condition was so bad I never im- agined food would help me, but on the advice of a friend I tried Grape-Nuts. The first package brought me so much. relief that I quit the medicines and used Grape-Nuts steadily three times a day. The result was that within six months I had so completely regained my strength and health that I was back nursing again, | and I feel the improvement in my brain power just as plainly as I do in physical strength, “ After my own wonderful experience with Grape-Nuts I have recommended it to my patients with splendid success, and it has worked wonders in the cases of | many invalids whom I have attended rofessionally.” Name given by Postum 70., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, “The Road to Wellville. Noozy—“ Then you don't believe in a man marrying his deceased wife's sister?” that aman who would rush into a thing overnment Positions like that doesn’t deserve to have lost his first wife at all."—Philadelphia Ledger. Does your wife do much fancy Hix—* Sure thing.” Why, she won't she’s embroidered my initials on it."— Be, | New York Mail and Express. ure put a porous-plaster on my chest until | THE WILSON DISTILLING Co. IF GENUINE Always the Same! WILSON WHISKEY, Baltimore, Md. That’s All! WEST HAVEN, CONN. The WHITE ROCK high ball has a smack of its own The WHITE ROCK high ball ck of tts own G AFTER THE LAST GUN WAS FIRED. Scumtot (who has had ** more than one)—"*Well, I'll be gosh blamed shif | ain't done some funny things with m’ feetsh, but | wuz never able to put ‘em over m’ head before.” “This changes . things,” remarked the facetious drug-clerk as he picked up a box of face-powder."— Philadelphia Record. the complexion of Hasrrorp G, F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Sole Propnetors, Low New Youre “The New York Central Leads the World.”—Lesue's WEEKLY. comicbooks.com