Judge — November 21, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at

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THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE_ PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS _ Sohmer Building, Sth Ave.. cor Tid St. te renter New Newton was propounding the law of gravitation. + You see,” he exclaimed, «it is alway the greater body that attracts the lesse “And did the apple show you that ?” asked his enraptured audience. “No,” he replied confidentially. + It was the fact that you always have to go down stairs to see the janitor.” Thus, for once, is it shown that the meanest forms of existence can be of use to mankind. Bear in mind that the Champagne you want is Cook's Imperial Extra Dry. Made in America, better than foreign makes. “ Mr. Carnegie has been given the free- dom of Cork.” “ What will he do with it? « Have it framed, | suppose.” “ What good will that do him?” “Why, he can hang it in his picture- gallery at Skibo castle, and when visitors drop in he can say, ‘I've got a little work of art here I'd like to show you. It's a Corker.’ "—Cleveland Plain Dealer. 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