Judge, 1903-11-14 · page 14 of 16
Judge — November 14, 1903 — page 14: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page contains **advertisements and brief humorous items** rather than political cartoons requiring historical context. The main content includes: - A steamship company ad for a 900-mile autumn sea trip - Gold Seal Champagne advertisement - Three short jokes about contemporary social issues: 1. **"The New Woman"** joke satirizes the emerging feminist movement—specifically the paradox that early 20th-century women faced: proving independence through marriage seemed contradictory, yet refusing marriage invited criticism. 2. **The train "telescope" joke** is simply a pun about collision terminology. 3. **The spilled milk/beer joke** appears to reference class or economic differences in beverage preferences. The page concludes with a **publisher's notice** urging newsdealer orders for the Christmas Judge edition, warning that demand will likely exceed supply and a second printing is unlikely.
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900 Miles SEA TRIP Delightful Autumn Outing SHORT SEA TRIP No. 24 4 Daye’ Trip—Ov Por Comrorr, Ricitoxp ‘amp Vincinta Beacn.—Leave New York daily. except Thursday and Sunday, arrive Old Point Comfort following morning. 'Inclades dinner at Hotel Chamberlin. Leave Old Point Comfort same day at $00 P..s, arrive at Nortolk 6.15 P.M. Leave Norfolk on new Steamers * Berkeley” or “Brandon” at 7.00 r. a, via James River, arrive Richmond following morning. Includes din- per at either Murphy's Hutel, The Lexington or New Ford's Hotel. Leave Richmond oa new Steamers“ Berkeley” of “ Brandon" at 7.00 ¥. Mt. via James River, arrive Norfolk following morning Includes railroad fare to and from Virginia Beach and dinner at Princess Anne Hotel. Leave Norfolk. 740 ¥. 4. same day, arrive New York following afternoon, + $19.00 This ticket inclades meals and stateroom berth on main line steamers and on James River S “ Berkeley” or " Brandon.” (Limit of Ti: ‘Steamers sail at J'r. Mt. from Pier 26, 3 foot of Beach Ser w York. THE POPULARITY GOLD SEAL CHAMPAGNE is proof of its superior quality. GOLD SEAL is the only American champagne, and equals any French wine in quality, bouquet and flavor. Served at all leading clubs and cafés. Sold by grocers and wine merchants everywhere. No dinner complete without it. Urbana Wine Co., Urbana N. Y., Sole Maker, “ Yes," the new woman remarked, “I am greatly troubled.” «By what?" “Well, I want to get married just to prove that I can, and [ don’t want to get married just to prove that I don’t have to. If L don't they'll say can’t ; if I do they'll say I have no more independence than any other woman."—Chicago Post. “Henry,” said Mrs. Smudgers, glancing over the front page of the newspaper, + what do they mean when they say that one train telescoped another ?" “They mean, my dear, that it rushed right into it. It isa bad kind of collision.” Collision? Then why don't they call it a collideoscope, instead of a telescope 2” —Kansas City Journal. For full information apply to 4 THE Nowcson TIME STAMPS For full information apply a th, da nd aes OLD DOMINION STEAMSHIP CO. | ; ened ears uote ae 81 Beach Street, New York, N. Y. ence Phone, 1580 Franklin DIFFERENT. 1. B. Waters, J.J. Beown, ‘Tue Laoy—"* Well, it's no use crying over spilled milk."* Vice President & T.M. GPA Tue uncHin—" Ye-es, but s'posin it’s beer ?- Boo-hoo!" NOTICE TO NEWSDEALERS While an immense edition of the Curistmas Jupc# will be printed, as heretofore, we ask newsdealers to place their orders early to avoid the disappointments of previous years co those who surely want copies. The Christmas edition is of such a size, and our facilities for producing the numerous Judge publications are so engaged, that a second edition is almost impossible; therefore get your orders in early, te tte JUD GE COMPAN Y 225 Fourth Avenue, New York comicbooks.com