Judge — October 17, 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Red Top BALLAD OF THE BEAUTY DOCTOR. Alll ye whose charms appear to fade, Whose cheeks are sunken, lean’ and lined, On whom oid time has made a raid And left his little marks behind, If you will come to me you'll find With my renowned May gathered dew— Wise nature’s boon to womankind— I make old faces into new. You may be forty in the shade, You may have dwindled, peaked and pined, And on the upper shelf be laid, But if you are you need not mind ; T'll prove to all not deaf and blind That, though their years are not a few, With my rose cream and dew combined Rye De Style—" Miss Smith is quite an clocutionist. Where did she acquire those beautiful gestures 2” Gunbusta—" Why, out on the front stoop at night, chasing mosquitoes.—Vew York Sun. every cfty and town: both HELP WANTED g3r2.9)' egiton enclowe berantony Pee stamp for reply. Beare Pos Pewser Company GINSENG Put ina Ginseng bed, Amazing sere in the United reget ‘hardy any eagre, su Specialism is likely torun toseed. This story will serve to illustrate. A physician just graduated from the medical school was asked about his plans. «Tam to be a specialist on the nose.” “Ah! asked his bright interlocutor, “which nostril shall you treat ?"—Rich- I make old faces into new. To put you back a full decade My lilac lotion is designed, My powder's of the finest grade, My essence of pomegranate rind And lilies, skillfully refined, Imparts a blooming, youthful hue. You may be young, if so inclined— I make old faces into new. L'ENVOL. Princess, of course you have divined My offer is not meant for you. The inference perchance might grind : “ Lmake old faces into new.” Chicago News. A troubled feeling and the blues can gen- erally be traced to indigestion. Chase it away with Abbor'ts, the Original Angostura Bitters. | At druggists.’ “T heard to-day that your son was an undertaker, I thought you told me he was a physician.” “ Not at all.” Idon’t like to contradict, but I am positive you did say so.” “You misunderstood me. I said he followed the medical profession.” —Phila- delphia Press. Mr. Upjohn—1 wish you would tell Kathleen she cooks her steaks too mucl Mrs. Upjohn—*You are three girls late, John. The name of the present one is Mollie."—Ram's Horn. " cried her father an- v is it I catch you kissing my “T guess,” replied the youth, “it was because we didn’t hear you coming."— mond (Va.) Religious Herald. Philadelphia Ledger. THE BEER THAT MAD There is no biliousness in old beer is what we call a “green beer.” —that is insufficiently aged. 425,000 barrels, are shipped green. We are that careful all through cleanliness. air that touches Schlitz Beer. sealed, we sterilize every bottle. more than the common. used as Cover HOPKINS” WE OFFER FOR SALE A Limited Number of the Original WATER-COLOR SKETCHES Sis Hopkins’ Own Book At TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS Each The captivating and _ bewitching originality displayed in the clever character impersonations of “SIS is artistically Portrayed in these sketches. Proofs will be sent on application, or the originals may be seen at the office of JUDGE COMPANY, 225 Fourth Avenue, New York Designs for are you?” “Couldn't be mistook, suh. 1 wuz too skeered ter git away,en stood dar en watched ‘im ; en atter makin’ one or two turns roun’ de room, he went right ter de corner whar de jimmyjohn use ter stay, en w'en he seen it warn't dar, he put on sich a disapp'inted look dat, ef I hadn't been so skeered, I'd ‘a’ felt sorry fer ‘im.” —Atlanta Constitution. “You're sure it was the colonel’s ghost, | “Mr. Phamley,” began the young man, “ with Emma’s consent I have come to say that I would like to take your daughter away from you next June, and "—— “ What?" shouted her father, starting up. “Why—er—I trust you have no objec- tion. Surely you can’t expect her to stay with you all the time” “ Tdidn’t expect her to stay with me all the time till June. What's the matter with this October "Philadelphia Press. (user ! ‘Those who wear it go through life fear- leas of drsaghts ant weateer changes! For Sale by Leading Houses everywhere. Suspender ¢, A. EDGABTON ATC. c0., Bex 272 Q Shirley, Hass, “Funny, isn’t it? The prize-ring is | a square inclosure, yet they call it a ‘ring.’ “Yes; quite different from political rings. There is nothing square about them."_Kansas City Fournal. ‘+ Why do they call this a free country 2” "| asked the unwashed anarchist. « Because,” answered the respectable citizen, “ you are at liberty to leave it if you don't like it."—Chicago News. comicbooks.com The beer that makes you bilious is beer that is marketed too soon We store Schlitz Beer for months in refrigerating rooms, and this fact requires a storage capacity for We keep it there until it is well fermented. That adds to the cost, of course. That is why some beers Careful about materials — about | So careful that we filter all the And when it is bottled and Your doctor will tell you to drink Schlitz Beer, rather than common beer; and it costs you no Ask for the brewery bottling.