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This page is primarily **advertisements and humor pieces** rather than political cartoons. The content reflects early 20th-century American consumer culture and social humor. **Key elements:** **Advertisements dominate**: Evans Ale, The Club cocktails, Sohmer Pianos, Egyptian Cigarettes, Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters, and Grape-Nuts cereal. The Grape-Nuts ad includes pseudo-scientific claims about brain food and nutrition—typical of era marketing. **Humor snippets**: Brief jokes about marriage, Boston intellectuals, and family life using stereotypical situations common to the period. **Notable piece**: A poem titled "Blow, Mister Col' Win'" with dialect spelling ("de," "en") appears to be minstrel-style verse, reflecting period entertainment conventions that modern readers would recognize as racially offensive caricature. **Overall**: This page shows Judge as a vehicle for advertising luxury goods to affluent readers while filling space with light social humor and period prejudices. No specific political figures or events are referenced—it's a lifestyle/consumer-focused publication page.

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Now Nature shows her thriftiness, We see on every side No tree can boast a brand-new dress, But wears the old one, dyed. —New York Sun. If there is a perfume more widespread than all others, it is the Violet ; unfortunately the reat majority of the Extracts of Violet are to be attributed to chemical combinations. Guer- lain, who levys upon the flowers alone to yield to him their balmy treasures, has succeeded in obtaining the quintessence of exquisite Violet perfumes in his delightful “Fleur qui meurt.” « What was that Spillink said?) That his wife had never given him a short] il answer ?” “Well, it amounted to that. She de- nes to use postal-cards in writing to him."—Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. DR. SIEGERT’S ANGOSTURA BITTERS in water and sugar makes a delightful tonic for ladies and children. Refuse imitations. “T don’t see how you can have any fault to find with him.” “ Why not 2” « Because he appears to be a man who is absolutely without faults of any sort.” That's just it; that’s his worst fault.” —Philadelphia Catholic Standard and Times. Mr. Wabash—« Which do you think was the greater—Lowell or Emerson ?” Mr. Beacon Streete—* What difference | does it make? They were both Bos- tonians."—Somerville (Massachusetts )| ‘Fournal. A Treat for your palate as well as for your stomach. One bottle will make you an ale connoisseur. Ale ecters everywhere, THE CLUB are the original bottled Cocktails. Years of experience have made them THE PERI that they. are. into buying some Imitation. The ORIGINAL of anything is good When others are offered insist upon tsving ‘AILS, and take no pret Rea New Youx, N. i £2 the Sts opon ba srs G.F. HEUBLEIN & BRO, Sot. Blow, Mister Col” Win’ * all de sashes; Cider inde jimmyjohn, “Taters in de ashes ! Blow, Mister Col’ Win’, Sen’ de leaves a-prancin’. Fiddle-bow is on de go En all de gals a-dancin’. —Allanta Constitution, Fortify yourself against sickness by keeping the stomach in good shape with Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. At druggists” and grocers’. Jones has a new addition to his fam- “Indeed ? I must congratulate him.” “Hold on! It'sason-in-law."—Adlanta Constitution, On the golf links a drink of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne will improve your playing wonderfully. A dumb-waiter can't talk, but neither, for that matter, can a speaking-tube— Philadelphia Record. ORIGIN OF A FAMOUS HUMAN FOOD. The story of great discoveries or in- ventions is always of interest. An active brain worker who found himself hampered by lack of bodily strength and vigor and could not carry out the plans and enterprises he knew how to conduct, was led to study various foods and their effects upon the human system. In other words, before he could carry out his plans he had to find a food that would carry him along and renew his physical and ‘mental strength. | He knew that a food that was a brain and nerve builder (rather than a mere fat maker) was universally needed. He [knew that meat with the average man does not accomplish the desired results. He knew that the soft gray substance in brain and nerve centres is made from Albumen and Phosphate of Potash ob- tained from food. Then he started to solve the problem. Careful and extensive experiments evolved Grape-Nuts, the now famous food. Grape-Nuts contains the brain and for easy digestion. The result of eating Grape-Nuts daily is easily seen in a marked sturdiness and activity of the brain and nervous system, making it a pleasure for one to carry on the daily duties with- out fatigue or exhaustion. The food is in no sense a stimulant, but is simply food which renews and replaces the daily waste of brain and nerves. Its flavor is charming, and being fully and thoroughly cooked at the factory it is served instantly with cream. The signature of the brain worker spoken of, C. W. Post, is to be seen on each genuine package of Grape-Nuts. Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, “ The Road to Well- ville.” Highest Grade Havana Cigars Manuel Lopez @ Co., O11 Thames St. 9 - = New York 35-37 Randolph St. - Chicago, 111. nerve-building food elements in condition | | important after all.” No. 3 size, 19 for 2Scents, Simple, Elegant, Luxurious, Pure, Fragrant. No better Turkish cigarette can be made. Cork tips or plain tips No. 1 size, 10for 35 cent, Look for signature of S. ANARGYROS. “Superstition is a great thing,” said the returned explorer. “Speaking from experience 2" asked the close friend. “Yes, sir. Why, on the last voyage when we were just about to famish every man discovered a rabbit's foot in his pocket, and we had rabbit-foot soup."— Chicago News. “They say, Sandy, that these evil- smellin’ fire-wagons that they ca’ autty- moobles are sair deengerous. They roosh by like wild deevils while you still hear them whaupin’ sae far awa’. “Hoot, mon !" “Na; toot mon !"— Cleveland Plain | Dealer. | Mrs. Noolywed—« And if | had really thrown you down then, would you h given me up?” Noolywed—" Ushould say not. I would | have kept right on trying to win you, even if you had thrown me over half a dozen times.” Mrs. Noolywed- fun I missed !" My! what a lot of Baltimore American, “This merger question must be pretty “ What makes you think so?” “ Well, I see the federal courts are decid- ing it both ways."—Detroit Free Press. THE “SOHMER” HEADS THE LIST OF THE HIGHEST GRADE PIANOS SOHMER PIANOS gen guise Sohmer Building, Sth Ave., cor 22d St. He (feeling his way)— What do you think of love in a cottage ?” She— I never think of itat all. I'm op- posed to labor unions."— Chicago News. Willie— Pa, you don't get chestnuts until after there's a frost, do you ?” Pa—"Except in the case of a farce comedy, my son. Then the chestnuts come first and the frost afterward.”— Philadelphia Press. “Mike,” said Plodding Pete, «what would you do if you was to wake up an’ find yourself a railway president ?” «I dunno,” answered Meandering Mike. “ Human nature is human nature. Is'pose I'd git mercenary an’ begin to worry about all de rides I've been beatin’ de company out of."— Washington Star. ED. FPrRA TID SS ae FOSCARIANA acDs “POSCAMINA™ PeayURE Presented in an origi- fal Hacearat cutglass Tee quality he price. Dr Siegerts ANGOSTURA Poreies se teurresaate, nee vores eT Stale Bottled Cocktails Again. ‘And whea you make a Cocktail always use that most delightful of all aromatic tonics, the genuine imported prrteBS A delicious flavoring for lemonade, lemon ce, soda water, sherry and all liquors. ined dried recipes mailed free on request. comicbooks.com