Judge, 1903-09-26 · page 15 of 16
Judge — September 26, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page consists primarily of **advertisements and short humorous anecdotes** rather than political cartoons. The main illustrated content shows a domestic scene captioned "DANGER! 'Silas, don't you dare look in that window!'" — depicting a woman preventing a man from watching bathing suits on display, a joke about propriety and voyeurism. The page's humor comes from brief comic exchanges printed alongside product ads: - A joke about "mal de mer" (seasickness) where a wife claims Josiah's bottle didn't help - A merchant sarcastically thanking an interrupting caller for announcing he won't be a bother - A father-daughter dialogue about a young man's late departure from the house These appear to be reprinted jokes from newspapers (credited to *Chicago Record-Herald*, *Philadelphia Press*, *Cleveland Plain Dealer*), typical of Judge's format mixing satire with advertising. The overall tone mocks social conventions, parental anxiety, and commercial interactions of the era.
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~~ “Did you ever have mal de mer on your way over to Europe ?” asked Mrs. Oldcastle. ay “No. Josiah took a bottle or two of it “Nhe along, but when I'm seasick none of them kind of things ever does me a bit of good.” —Chicago Record-Herald. “ Mr, Gruff,” began the caller, “I don't want to disturb you "— “Very considerate of you to come in here just to tell me that,” said the busy merchant. “I appreciate it, sir. Good- day."—Philadelphia Press. «While there's life Sohmer & Co., the great Piano firm, can point debninie with pride to the magnificent indorsement One deep health I'l the best native and foreign musical artists. “ What time did that young man leave “ last night, Jane 2” on fimgsenareare the ue red specs you aa TN, Bout eleven o'clock, papa.” sedendcanv darting Sutphume and Suiphume | + It seemed later than that.” ip Nase faker ner Qn Gea «It might have been a little later, but it wasn’t his fault. You see, I gave him ov do drink, on the lip, while there’s warmth in the wine, I pled; their instruments have received at the hands of health shall be thine.” THE REASON WHY | |, tiverat time attowance."— Cleveland }e ee Plain Dealer, SULPHUME is a chemical solution of Pure Sulphur, and when taken internally and applied as a lotion will cure dandruff or any skin disease; itis also a great hair invigorator. Price $l. SULPHUME SOAP stops itching and all skin irritations, softens and whitens the skin, and has no equal for the toilet or bath. Prices: Perfumed Soap, 25¢ a cake ; Unperfumed, 15¢ acake, Will mail trial cake upon receipt of price. SULPHUME SHAVING SOAP is the perfection of soaps for shaving. It is a perfect antiseptic, prevents rash breaking out, cures and prevents all contagious skin diseases, gives a creamy lather and is soothing to the skin. SULPHUME LITTLE LIVER PILLS act directly on the liver, kidneys and bowels, but do not gripe or nauseate. Price, 250, SULPHUME BOOK on care of the skin free. Be sure this signa- Me Aoo4 ign 7 ture is on each package of Sulphume Preparations, otherwise it is not genuine. Your druggist can procure Sul- DANGER! phume Preparations from his jobber, “Silas, don't you dare look in that window!" without extra charge to you. SULPHUME CHEMICAL CO., Suite 108, 337 Broadway, New York. win agen | = Ball-Pointed Pens (H. HEWITT’S PATENT). Butable for writing in every position; glide over any papers never scratch or spurt. Sharp— There goes Bender, the poet. Every time he gets a cheque from the weekly papers he goes on a‘ tear.'” Whealton—“H'm! 1 suppose you'd Mode tn Reciasd o ts ee ern Senicab coms call them periodical drunks." — Phila- delphia Record. <a FOR EASY WRITING. [Rew su evens sempie tac f U Gist Jor tc sara oe Pres PY iro puit your Having found one, stick to 41 ROMEIKE’S = Se reese to eal your ki 0d fod cats oe ch may spear owt Jou, your fend o¢ wo yon cam be Sap fo aa newspaper and periodical o Unda Saree od Baroke @ searsneds Perma, ms 2 et exer Rowan, 39 Union Sq vost rez rho + 90 WnLiAM Sacer, New Yorn, Stationery Store. H. BAINBRIDGE 4 Ci PRESS OF GACKETT & WILMELMS LITHOORAPHING NTING COMPANY, NEW YORK G00D INCOMES MADE By selling our celebrated Roods, | 25 and 30 per cent. Sotamiaaion off BEST and MOST 3 Q0. Economical, SS 1atb. trade mark red bags Good Cotern 2c! and ibe | cured by Ripans Tabules. One within twenty minates. The five. for orcinary occasions. All dra au rINEN CO. TROY,NY. LINE OLA rrs ‘ ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. “You know Golden ?” She's engaged to Jack «Yes? The poor girl !"—Philadelphia Public Ledger. VACATIONS ARE AS NECESSARY AS FOOD AND THE SELECTION OF A RESORT SHOULD BE MADE WITH CARE NEW JERSEY RESORTS ARE POPULAR, HEALTHFUL AND REACHED BY THE NEW JERSEY CENTRAL THE MODEL ROAD Send 6c. in stamps for booklet “SEASHORE AND MOUNTAINS,” an illustrated story for vacationists, to C. M. BURT, Gen. Passenger Agt.. New York City. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Rot BM, and be Bleecker Steet Branch Warebcase, 2 Beekman Street, New York AEs Song oe clean haa v6 comer comicbooks.com