Judge, 1903-09-05 · page 11 of 16
Judge — September 5, 1903 — page 11: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising with comic snippets**, typical of early-20th-century satirical magazines. The main content consists of: **Comic Material**: Brief, unattributed jokes about courtship, marriage, and social awkwardness—standard light humor of the era. One exchanges involves a woman saying a suitor's proposal is "so sudden" after he asks if she can keep step, playing on the double meaning of "keeping step" (marching in time vs. staying together as a couple). **Advertisements**: The page is dominated by product ads—Egyptian Deities cigarettes, Evans Ale, Postum (a coffee substitute), Abbott's Angostura Bitters, ED. Pinaud's toiletries, and others. The Postum ad notably includes testimonial copy about switching from coffee to cure headaches, reflecting early-1900s health-consciousness and competitive marketing. **Notable**: A $250 reward notice warns against counterfeit ED. Pinaud products—indicating widespread product fraud was a real consumer concern of the period. The page reflects Judge's revenue model: satire subsidized by advertising to affluent readers.
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oe Guerlain with his ‘Bon Vieux Temps" has solved a very difficult puzzle, which consisted in giving us a perfume, well accentuated ac- | cording to present-day ‘taste, while its pene-| trative power is subdued by the subtle, suave and agreeably mild qualities of the odor itself. ‘These are the rare distinguishing features which account for the immense vogue in which “Bon Vieux Temps" is held, and which have caused it to be adapted wholesale by the Parisian aristocracy. “Some women,” he said, “have very little sense of rhythmic time in their heads. Are you good at keeping step, Miss Gush- leigh “Oh, Mr. Grubbins,” she cried, « this is so sudden !" For of course all she knew about keep- ing step was confined to the wedding- march.—Cleveland Plain Dealer, PURVEYORS TO HIS MAJESTY the German Emperor and King of Prussia are the manufacturers of Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters. “What I want,” said the coy maid of more or less uncertain years, “is a hat that will suit my complexion.” “Oh,” exclaimed the milliner, with sudden inspiration, “I have a’ hand- painted hat in the window that I'm sure will be just what you want."—Chatta- nooga News. Knowing physicians prescribe Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters, to tone up’ the system—they know Abbott's will meet every requirement. All druggists. Sad stranger— Leddy, cud ye help a feller as lost ev'ryt'ing in de storm o' las’ Sunday? I was dramin’ I was wealt'y an’ de wind waked me."—Baltimore American. Entertains Everyone Everywhere $250 Reward for information leading to the conviction of any Sealer having refiie! empty bottler of ED. PIN- AUDYS world-resowned PREPARATIONS (of adulterating and tampering in any shape or form ‘with the original contents of the same, "This offer ts bona fide, and ts made in order to otect the consumer of ED. PINAUD/S Toilet ‘Kn immense fraud has been of late practiced, espe- cally by 1 lange number of unscrupaioes barbers who’ ave made 4 practice {0 une on thes Cus: Sparious and_often injurious cing the same off as ED. PINAUD'S BAU E QUININE AND EXTRAIT VEGETAL. .. PINAUD’S EAU DE QUININE is sold in sheUaived States pe eaher form than patented Sprinkler Stoppered Bottles, which contain’ 4.81 andj ounces, ED. PINAUDS EXTRAIT VEGETAL 'S sold Gon bottles only. They are never wid tn bulk. "The Parfamere ED. PINAUD have decided to protect their rights and to that end they have in- Structed their attorneys to prosecute to the utmost severity (of the law all those who either imitate their packages or refill their bores. - ‘Any communication relative to the detection of such Frands will be treated in strict conSdence by ED. PINAUD/S IMPORTATION OFFICE ED. PINAUD BUILDING If it is true that mosquitoes may be killed with music, it might be well to let the mosquitoes and the amateur per- formers fight it out.—Aansas City Jour- nal. “Of course, you wouldn't marry a title. Not if there was any other way of get ting one,” answered the severely practical gitl—Chicago Post. You will never have the gout if you stick to Cook's Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. Wis made of the pure juice from grapes. «That girl with Johnson,there—a friend of his, I presume ?” ‘ope; used to be, thoug! So? ‘Had a falling out? “Not exactly. He married her."— Baltimore American. A NEW ROUTE, THE ROAD TO WELLVILLE. It is by change of diet that one can get fairly on the road to health after years of sickness, for most ill health comes from improper feeding. What a boon it is to shake off cofice sickness and nervous headaches as some can if determined upon. One woman accomplished it in this A few years ago I suffered terribly | from sick and nervous headaches, being frequently confined to my bed two or three days at a time, the attacks coming jon from one to four times in every month. (tried medicines of all kinds but could get no real relief until my parents finally persuaded me to quit the use of coffce altogether and try Postum Food Coffee. It had come to a point where I was so utterly miserable that I was willing to make any reasonable tri “A person couldn't believe what follow: ed, but the results speak for themselves ; that was two and a half years ago and {have never tasted coffee since. I Juse Postum not only for its delicious flavor, but more for the good it has done me. All of my troubles disappeared as il by magic and [ have for the past two years been doing all the work for my family of six. I seldom have evenaslight headache and I would not give up my Postum and go back to coffee now unless I deliberately intended to commit suicide. “All of my neighbors it seems to me now use Postum in place of coflee and some of them have been doing so for several years with splendid results from the health point of view." Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. Look in each package for a copy of the famous little book, “The Road to Wellville.” Highest GradeHavanaCigars Manuel Lopez @ Co., 9-11 Thames St. - New York 35-37 Randolph St. - Chicago, Ill. LOLA Rts | FIFTH AVE. and $4th ST., NEW YORK os ARE THE BEST BUY THEM. ‘No better Turkish cigarette can be made. Cork tips or plain tips No. 3 size, 10 for 25 cents. Simple, Elegant, Luxurious, Pure, Fragrant. YOU HAVE NOT TRIED THE RIGHT COCOA! No. 1 size, 10 for 35 cents, Look for signature of S. ANARGYROS. Hotel, Fishing Party, Mounteies, Seashore, All ready for use, require no mixing. Connoisseurs agree that of two cocktails made of the same material and proportions, the ne bottled and aged must be the better. the Dining and Buffet Cars of the principal railroads of the U. S., and all druggists and dealers. G. F. HEUBLEIN & BRO., Soie Props. AVOID IMITATIONS 29 Broaoway, New Yorn. Hartroro, Conn. Manhatten, Mertial, Whiske; For sale on 20 Piccaputy, W. Lonpon, Ena NIAGARA FALLS 9 HOURS FROM NEW YORK VIA NEW YORK CENTRAL. comicbooks.com