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Judge — August 29, 1903 — page 12: Judge, 1903-08-29

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This page is primarily **advertisements and filler jokes**, typical of early-20th-century satirical magazines. The main cartoon (upper right) shows a domestic scene labeled "Such on 'Ma'" — a simple sight gag about a woman ("Amanda") suddenly discovering her husband has been unfaithful or dishonest, with the punchline playing on her shock. The surrounding content consists of **liquor and patent medicine ads** (Hunter Whiskey, Wilson Whiskey, Angostura Bitters), and short humor pieces: a Noah's Ark joke about mosquitoes, a waiter making change from a nickel, a doctor diagnosing a government official's "underwork and overpay," and a poet's overly realistic fireman poem. These are **lighthearted wordplay** rather than political satire. The ads for Grape-Nuts cereal use testimonials claiming brain-building properties — typical **dubious health claims** of the era. The page reflects Judge's mix of satirical humor and commercial content.

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Ever Thus The even and unvarying uniformity in the quality, age, purity, flavor of Hunter Whiskey will be steadily maintained, and years hence it will be as now. Always Best by Every Test. fold at all fratclass cafes and by jobters. WM.'LANAAN a SOS, Haluinore, Ma he WHITE ROCK high ball has a smack of its own “Noah !" exclaimed the grand old sailor's wife, * what are you slapping at ?” “Confound that mosquito!” he an- swered, “I'll smash it yet, you see if I don’t, “ Henry W. Noah, what do you mean? Have you forgotten that we have only two mosquitoes in the ark?"— Chicago Record- Herald. LOOK FOR THE NAME CARL H.SCHULTZ For Barbers, Cigas or Newsdealers, and maible hustlers EASY MONEY =. Addrexa Chas. Johnson, P.O.B. 897, Chicago SS | peers tie Tm ape ir. C, Oliver Iselin ( tne “Thank the good Lord!” exclaims a Georgia philosopher, «the railroad’s done cut off dad's lett leg, an’ the mortgage is took off the mule!"—d/anta Constitution. ‘The musician or artist who buys a Sohmer Piano gets an instrument that is a work of art, and the result of many years’ hard study and labor. McBluf—"1 did want to tip you, waiter, but I have no change.” Waiter—“1 can make change for you, sir.” MeBluff-— Er—can you? Well—er— give me five pennies for this nickel.”"— Philadelphia Ledger. COLIC AND CRAMPS QUICKLY STOPPED by Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the only genuine, im| Refuse domestic imitativis. I want you to tell me plainly, doctor,” said the man with the fat government position, * what is the matter with me.” “Well, sir,” answered the old doctor, leaning back in his chair and looking at his beefy, red-faced patient, “you are suffering from underwork and overpay.” —Household Ledger. Get strength of bone and muscle, purify the system with Abbott's, the Original Angostura Bitters. Druggists. Poet" left a poem here last week entitled ¢ The gallant fireman." Editor— Let me see. H’m! very re- alistic poem, wasn't it ?” Poet— Yes, rather.” ‘ditor—"\'m afraid it went to the Philadelphia Public Ledger. GOT TO HAVE SHARP BRAINS NOWADAYS OR DROP BACK. The man of today, no matter what his calling, needs a sharp brain, and to get this he needs food that not only gives muscle and strength but brain and nerve power as well. A carpenter and builder of Marquette, Mich., who is energetic and wants to ad- vance in his business, read an article about food in areligious paper and in speaking of his experience he said: * Up to three years ago I had not been able to study or use my thinking powers to any extent. There was something lacking and I know now that it was due to the | fact that my food was not rebuilding my brain. “ About this time I began the use of the condensed food Grape-Nuts and the result has been I can think and plan with some success. It has not only rebuilt my brain until it is stronger and suret and more active, but my muscles are also harder and more firm where they used to be loose and soft and my stomach is now in perfect condition. I can endure more than twice the amount of fatigue and my night's rest always completely restores me. In other words I am enjoying life and I attribute it to the fact that I have found a perfect food.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, Mich. A handsome and very interesting pocket-guide to the canara creer eee Se rock IIL, off Sandy Hook, has been issued by The Prudential Insurance Company of America, home office, Newark, New Jersey. ie quads concise valoable information for thone tee the cones. The. cover whanduomely Uithographed in colors, “ ing at top speed in the direction ofthe Cop signal colors of the covtening yachts and of te leading Zlors of America's mont p ee ftdinal and cross-section views of both Reliance and Shamrock IIL; a map of the course: te America's cup in the past; two handsome of both Reliance and Shamrock IIT; a page showing the evola- toa of yatching models, ‘wath under - water views: i Mr.) ‘Morgan, ‘owner of Reliance) and the New York Yacht Club 7} together with many eet ag ce pening on pen acme Insurance Company, and Was, issued for the use of ies "Ty wil eadccbeedly be preserved for future reference iy by persons possessing Ie Established 1823. WILSON WHISKEY. That’s All! WILSON DISTILLING CO., Baltimore, Md. TOUGH ON “MA.” Awanda—"' Oh, this is so sudden!" Josn—"* Sudden?" Auanoa—"' Yes, sudden! Why, I don’t b'leeve ma 's even had time to get her eye | to the keyhole yet."" 1 The ° Egyptian Cigarette DME; Quality Atyewciber dace, AROMATIC DELICACY— we MILDNESS— PURITY Ball-Pointed Pens (H. HEWITT’S PATENT). Suttadle for writing in every positt 7 papery mever ecrateh o ‘Made in England of the finest SheMeld rolled steet, Batt-PorxreD ens are more durable, and are abead of all others Buy an assorted sample box of 1 pens for 1 stan and chocee a pen to suit your hand. Having found one, stick to tt! Posy rere reox H, BAINBRIDGE 4 CO., 99 WuLiAM SraErT, New York, or any Store, <n SGD ~~SigaD comicbooks.com