Judge — August 15, 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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oO, a “Goin’ ter change the name of our town,” remarked Uncle Jim, on a visit to a neighboring village. “That so?" asked the postmaster- grocer-editor-blacksmith of Grange Cross- roads. « Yes," replied Uncle Jim, settling him- self on the cracker-barrel." “Hi Jones hez painted his stable an’ th’ Widd Stubble 's puttin’ up anew hog-pen. Goi ter call the place ‘greater’ Turkeyville from this time on,"— Cincinnati Commer- cial Tribune, T've had a lovely supper, and it was enliven- ed with a bottle of Cood’s Imperial Extra Dry Champagne. They had received a letter from. son Henry, who was at college. “He says,” said Aunt Martha, wiping a tear from her eyes; “he says that the happiest minute in his life was when he| got on the team.” “ Dogged if I don't recollect it as plain as if it ‘was yisterday,” responded Uncle Silas. “It wuz in the fur field, an’ he was jist a bare-footed little tad, an’ I lifted him ‘up an’ put him on old Kate's back after the day's plowin’ was done. 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