Judge, 1903-08-08 · page 15 of 16
Judge — August 8, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page is primarily **advertising content with minimal editorial cartoons**. The satirical elements are modest: **The main cartoons:** 1. A small sketch showing two vagrants in conversation, captioned with a joke about using libraries as free sleeping places in winter—social commentary on homelessness and poverty. 2. A humorous dialogue between rural characters "Si Slocum" and "Hi Korntop" about a man buying expensive goods on credit. **The rest is advertising:** - Old Crow Rye whiskey - White Rock beverages - Keeley Institute (alcohol/drug treatment) - Cortes Cigars - Judge magazine bound volumes - Other miscellaneous products **Historical context:** The Keeley Cure was a famous (and controversial) late-19th/early-20th-century treatment for alcoholism, supported here by religious leaders. The endorsements reflect period attitudes toward addiction as treatable. The page contains far more commercial material than satire—typical of Judge magazine's revenue model.
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THE VERY BEST Whiskey for‘*High Balls” is apparent when made from Sold in bottles only at all dealers. H. B. Kirk & Co., Sole Bottlers, N.Y. The WHITE ROCK high bull has a smack of its own LET HIM HAVE HIS WAY, If a feller feels like drowsin’ in this weather, let him drowse— Go dreamin’ with the daisies, or loafin’ with the cows ! Though he thinks it's time for blizzards, an’ the heat should call a halt, Yet, the good Lord runs the weather, an’ it ain't a feller’s fault ! If a feller feels like singin’ in this weather, let him sing, An’ roll in summer sweetness where the honeysuckles sw If we never know it’s winter—if the sum- mers never halt, The good Lord runs the weather, an’ it ain't a feller’s fault ! —Altlanta Constitution. Julius Kahn, of California, who was a member of the fifty-seventh congress, was an actor before he went into politics. When he first came to Washington he was inclined to dwell on his playing days. At a Gridiron-club dinner one night he was called on for a speech. When I was on the stage "—he said ith great declamatory effect. “ Who were you driving for 2" asked a strong-lunged Gridiron man. Mr. Kahn stopped there and never began again.— Saturday Evening Post. Si Slocum —" Josh Medders is back |from New York, an’ b’ gosh! he’s got | money tew burn.” Hi Korntop. Dew tell !" Si Slocum—« he bought five- thousand dollars’ worth of the stuff for| Jone hundred and fifty dollars."—Philadel-| phia Press. josh ! USEFUL AT TIMES. Frave Facin—"* What's de use of Weary Wittie— Well, dey ain't mi places ter sleep in in de winter.” free public libraries, anyway ?"* wuch use in hot wedder, but dey're handy WL LRERLE LE RLE LLL LAL AL ALL LLL LLL LLL LLL LLL LALLA LLL LLL LLL LLL LL z: 2: : Produce each a disease having definite patholo gy. The disease yields easily to the Treatment as administered at the following Keeley Insti- tutes: SELLLLLAALLLL KELL LLL L ELLE LS: WHAT THE RT. REV. JOHN SHANLEY, BISHOP OF NORTH DAKOTA, SAYS: It is because I know it does save them, because I know it is God’s truth, that I take the deepest interest in the Keeley Cure, and so long as I live I shall raise my voice in advocating its efficacy, haces A A Friend’s Opportunity. 'HOUSANDS of men have been saved from business ruin and a drunkard’s grave and their families from mise: poverty by the timely suggestion of a friend. It is unnecessary to depict the sufferings that are being ‘caused by intemperance. There is no one but who would appreciate rea Rev. T. De Witt Talmage’s lecture on the evils of intemperance. Probably it is the grandest portrayal of the curse of liquor that the world has received. If you are interested at all, or know of any one who is in the clutches of the liquor be glad to send you a copy of K Witt Talmage’s lecture, toget printed matter, which sands and thousands. ase fill out a mail coupon below. We will forward you by mail-—plain envelope, sealed—the matter spoken of above, which we believe, must be of interest. receiving copy of lecture aod other Cal. Portlan le. ba est Haven, Conn. (rae Rapids, Mich, POU Pittsburg, Pa. 4246 Filth Providence, venworth th Sts. t, and proots of Its success sent Meany of eater Teetten of Columbia, $C. Non-Heredity of netriety,"” by Dr. Lestie E Keeley, FSESESESESESSEDESESESSSSEFEDELESESESEPSESSSESFSSEESSSSR Hundreds of well-known people have indorsed and recommended the Keeley treatment. Among them the following: General NEAL Dow Col. C. H. TAYLOR Judge-Advocate-Cen. GROESBECK Dr. PARKHURST Rev. Canon Fi ING WILLARD THER LAFFLIN MILLS Ex-Gov. HastiNcs Rev. Dr. Gro. C. LORIMER Rev. T. DeWitt TALMAGE Joux V. FARWELL Dr. Epwarp McGLYNN Rear-Admiral WALKER Ex.Gov. CLAUDE MATTHEWS Ex-Gov. Jou P, ALTGELD Rt. Rev. JoHN SHANLEY Gen, James W. ForsYTH, U.S.A. Bellevue Place. y, Richmond, Va. Seattle, Wash, Hontington, Ww Waukesha, W * Toronto, Ont “ave, Winnipeg, M Londoa, free on application tee mailed on application, LESLIE 2. KEELEY, M.D., LD. S5S5ESESEESAESESESSESSESEESESEOBESESSESEESEESESESEESESEESSESEESESESSEDSES SEED ESSE SEE SEE ED SES a FoR MEN OF BRAINS YGARS “MADE AT KEY WEST— Miss Snapp—* Yes, she said she hoped you were going to spend your vacation at the beach again this summer.” Mr, Borem— Ab! When is she to be there 2" AMiss Snapp— Not at all. She's going to the mountains."— Philadelphia Ledger, GOOD INCOMES MADE By selling our celebrated foods. 25 and 30 HENRY LINDENMEYR &@ SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE Non. 92.34, and 28 Klecker Street. ranch Warebouse, 0 Heekman treet, New York, ‘ALL KINDS OF PATER MADE TO ORDER Volumes Every copy of JUDGE for 1902 i two volumes, substantlally bound ta cloth, with gilt edging, express pre paid anywhere ta the United States, for $9.00, Sead ordess promptly. Judge Company 225 FOURTH AVE. NEW YORK ‘You will get more prompt attention and better service bby mentioning Jobs when answering advertisements. comicbooks.com