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This page is primarily **advertisements and humor columns** rather than political cartoons. The content includes: **Main Features:** - "The Idle Hour" section: Brief jokes and witty exchanges (about comets, fashion, flies, etc.)—typical light satirical humor - Multiple product advertisements: perfumes (Guerlain), beverages (Evans' Ale, Cook's Champagne), and patent medicines (Dr. Siegert's Angostura Bitters) - A testimonial about switching from coffee to Postum cereal drink for health benefits - A Prudential Insurance advertisement with a letter from a satisfied customer **Notable Elements:** The "Egyptian Deities" cigarette ad features an orientalist illustration typical of early 20th-century marketing. The congressional record joke mocks politicians' verbose writings as useful only for reaching shelves—a common critique of legislative excess. **Context for Modern Readers:** This reflects Judge's format as a humor magazine funded by advertising. The content assumes readers' familiarity with domestic comedy (fashion mishaps, theatrical life) and patent medicine culture. There are no significant political cartoons visible on this particular page.

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‘Régimes flourish, then pass and are gone; but petieslite on Firms, like Guerlain’, which we been fifty years in existence see some of the perfumes which they have created some twenty years ago, suchas “Jicky" or “Im riale Russe,” enjoy the same vogue now as jeretofore. What is daintily pretty remains always such, and the trade secrets upon which Guerlain depends for the making of their per- + fumes will pass on from generation to genera. tion without losing a tittle of their primitive perfection. Miss Giddy (vivaciously)—" My new gown is adream—very light gray voile.” He (practically)—""Ah, yes; very pretty I'm sure. But doesn’t gray soil easily Miss G. (leaping before she looked) — “Oh, I had it made with a broad black girdle."—Chicago Record-Herald. A sip of Cook's Imperial Extra Dry pagne will convince you of your foll ronizing other brai Actor— Say, 1 can’t play all three of the parts you have assigned me in this melodrama.” Manager— Why not?” Actor—" Because in the first act two of | them engage in a fight and the third rushes in and separates them. See ?"— Chicago News. COLIC AND CRAMPS QUICKLY STOPPED by Dr. Siegert’s Angostura Bitters, the only genuine, imported. Refuse domestic imitations. “ Books that have helped me !" chuckled Tommy, as he piled enough bound volumes of the congressional record on acchair to enable him to reach the shelf| where his mother kept the marmalade. Chicago Tribun Any dealer anywhere will supply Evans’ Ale. - ——vik W¥ BARKER CO. TROY,.NY. EN. IS & LN OLA FES ‘i ane HE Fi BEST UY THEM. ff 1824 A.D. + 22 GOLD MEDALS DR.STEGERTS ANGOSTURA BITTERS The. Worlds b Imported from THE ONLY GENUINE lisordered stomach are cured by Ripans Tabaies.. One will generally give relief within twenty minutes. The five-cent package is enough for ordinary occasions. All druggists sell them. “That new comet discovered by the observer of Marseilles has two tails.” “ Saw it in the evening, didn’t he 2” “ Of course.” “Maybe it had on its dress-coat."— Cleveland Plain Dealer. Edgar— You wear pink all the time. I should like to see you in a lace-like white frock.” Ethel— How awfully, awfully sud- Detroit Free Press. den Racon— When a fly gets on a man's bald head it seems to tickle the man.” Egbert— Yes ; and when a fly gets on the Sticky fly-paper it seems to tickle the man with the bald head also."— Yonkers Statesman. To put your best foot forward Is advice that can be beat, For the ones who gain the great success Get there with both their feet. —Ohio State Journal. CHANGE, QUIT COFFEE AND GOT WELL. A woman's coffee experience is interest- ing. “For two weeks at a time I have taken no food but skim milk, for solid food would ferment and cause such a pressure of gas and such distress that I could hardly breathe at times, also excru- ciating pain and heart palpitation and all the time I was so nervous and restless. “From childhood up Thad been a cof- fee and tea drinker and for the past twenty years I have been trying different physi- cians but could get only temporary relief. Then I read an article telling how some one had been cured by leaving off coffee and drinking Postum, and it seemed so pleasant just to read about good health I decided to try Postum in place of coffee. “I made the change from coffee to Postum and such a change there is in me that I don't feel like the same person. We all found Postum delicious and like it better than coffee. My health now is wondertully good. “As soon as I made the shift from cof- fee to Postum I got better and now all of my troubles are gone. I am fleshy, my food assimilates, the pressure in the chest and palpitation ‘are all gone, my bowels are ‘regular, have no more stomach trouble and my headaches are gone. Remember I did not use medicines at all —just left off coffee and drank Postum steadily.” Name given by Postum Co., Battle Creek, ch. Send to the Co. for particulars by mait of extension of time on the $7,500.00 cooks contest for 735 money prizes, $250 Reward for information leading to the conviction of an dealer having refilled empty bottles of ED, Pi ‘AUD'S world-renowned PREPARATIONS or adulterating and tampering in any shape or form Sith the onainal contents of the same. ‘This offer is bona fide, and ts mada in order to Bris hs, consumer ol ED. PINAUD'S Touet al tions. ‘Ao immense fraud has been of late practiced, espe: cially by a large eumber of unscrupulous barbers, who’have made it'a practice 10 ute on their Cox: often injuriogs preparations, off as ED. PINAUD'S EAU ID EXTRAIT VEGETAL. ‘DE QUININE is sold in theUnited States ia no ather form than in patented Serle ‘Stoppered Bottles which, contain 48 16 ED. PINAUDS EXTRAIT Yack Tats is sold in 62 bottles only. They old in bulk. “The Pa Parfomerie ED. PINAUD have decided to “Any commmonication feative to the detection of such frauds will be treated im strict confidence by ED, PINAUD/S IMPORTATION OFFICE ED. PINAUD BUILDING FIFTH AVE. and 14th ST., NEW YORK will suggest the aroma and the luxury of the idle East if you're a smoker of Esyptian DEITIES. No better Turkish cigarette can be made. Look for the signature of S. ANARGYROS It is sometimes better to have loved | and lost than to have loved and won.— Philadelphia Record. “What a magnificent physique !" ex- claimed. his friends, «Why, a year ago you were sickly and pale and your muscles flabby "— “Yes,” said the suburbanite ; “ but I moved out to Lonelyville” « What! has it such a climate? Won- derful !" “No,” said the honest suburbanite. « Running for my train did it all !"—San Francisco Bulletin, Boy wich Delicatessen man—" Will you eat it here or take it with you ?” Boy—"Both."—Philadelphia Inguirer. «Please, sir, give me a sand- Mr. Gadd— The Poormans celebrated their ‘silver wedding last might, didn't they ‘tire, Gadd_— Oh, no; presents.” Mr. Gadd—" What do you mean ?” Mrs. Gadd—\t seems to have been a silver-plated wedding.” — Philadelphia Press. I saw all the a STRENGTH OF GIBRALTAR So well isa have I been with the several small policies carried in your Company for a num- ber of years, and believing fully in the Strength and Stability of The Prudential, I have taken an additional policy of $50,000 with your Company. This, I take it, is the best evidence of my appre- ciation of The Prudential. Yours very truly, Send Coupon and find out about A POLICY FOR YOURSELF. The Prudential Insurance Company of America. JOHN F, DRYDEN, Home Office: President, NEWARK, N. J. Fastest Trains in the World —On the New York Central. comicbooks.com