Judge, 1903-06-06 · page 15 of 16
Judge — June 6, 1903 — page 15: what you’re looking at
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This page is primarily **advertising**, with brief satirical jokes interspersed. The main cartoon shows a mouse couple in a trap—a domestic scene where Mrs. Mouse has been caught and Mr. Mouse must rescue her, captioned "get a leg of wood and drop it on the spring, and have you—'out of that.'" This appears to be gentle, slapstick humor about marital obligation rather than political satire. The surrounding text consists of short, unmarked joke items mocking contemporary life: a doctor annoyed by unnecessary visits, lawyers prolonging estate settlements, politicians' minimal competence, and romantic misunderstandings. These are generic social observations typical of Judge's humor. The page is dominated by period advertisements for Sulphume (a sulfur-based medicinal product), Pears' soap, Harper Rye whiskey, and other consumer goods—standard fare for this era's magazines. There is **no apparent political commentary** on this particular page.
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