Judge, 1903-06-06 · page 13 of 16
Judge — June 6, 1903 — page 13: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This is primarily an **advertising page** with several product promotions and brief humorous anecdotes, rather than political satire. **Main Content:** The **Schlitz Beer advertisement** dominates the left side, celebrating the brewery's purity standards (deep wells, filtered air, sterilization) and boasting a sales increase of 132,916 barrels—claiming superiority over competitors. **The humor pieces** are light social commentary: - A wife rejecting boiled ham because the family dog won't eat it (joke about dog food standards) - A tramp requesting pie from a neighbor's wife; the doctor's wife directs him to a physician instead, implying the pie would cause illness - A theatrical manager explaining why well-dressed men ride trains (to scout talent) **Other advertisements** include Jamaica tourism, water motor fans, life insurance, and various remedies. **For modern readers:** This reflects early 1900s commercial culture where breweries competed on cleanliness claims, and humor relied on class distinctions and domestic situations rather than political commentary.
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The Water Used in Schlitz Beer comes from six wells bored to rock We are on the shore of Lake Michigan, yet we go into the earth to get water that is abso- Iutely pure. And we go to Bohemia for hops,whenotherhops costbuthalf. We spend fortunes on clean- liness, We not only filter the beer, * but we filter all the air that | touches it. And we age the beer for months in refrigerating rooms, 80 it cannot cause biliousness. ‘Then we sterilize each bottle, to kill every possible germ. Schlitz sales increased 132,916 barrels last year ‘That's a greater increase than of any other brewery in the world, and above are the reasons THE BEER for it. THAT MADE MILWAUKEE FAMOUS. Ash for the brewery bottling. go the steamers of the Boston Fruit Company ¢ United Fruit Company) carried less than ten pas- sengers yearly to Jamaica. Since the Cuban war Northern people have become interested in the Caribbean Sea islands, and are now flocking to the archipelago in droves. But of allthese semi-tropical islands Jamaica has been found to be the ideal summer or winter health resort, a delightful nat- ural sanitarium, where the invalid can find the lost treasure, health.’ The island abounds in thermal springs with great curative and medicinal virtues, and especially in a most salubrious, balmy, health-restoring climate, the ther- mometer varying the year around from 70® to 88°. There is delightful ‘sea bathing, pure moun- tainair and a constant current of spict laden atmosphere kept in a continuous by blowing ti s. Gorgeous tropical veg every hand—fruits, flowers leys, broad plateaus and lofty mountain peaks, from which obtained the most_ magn this or any continent. Fevers, kes and many + of the average Northern resort are here. Elegant hotels with verandas, golf links and croquet 1s abound, and clean, well kept ding houses will permit living at almost any desired price, Lica, going by the elegant twin-screw ‘Admiral esday and Friday, $60.00. “Round trip tickets Long Wharf, Boston, for free Views « ond from May ist to October st Address United Fruit Co. ket, “ Tropical Holiday.” Thousands are now visiting steamers, sailing from Boston every ving a five-day sea voyage each way, meals and stateroom berths, for ] Braces the nerves, builds up the bloul, strengthens every way—Abbot's, the Original | Angostura Bitters. “Yes, I'm very fond of boiled ham, but | my wife’ won't have it on the table any more.” “What's the like it?" “Oh, yes; Phili matter? Doesn't she but her pet dog doesn’t.” — Uphia Press. The doctor's wife went to the door. The doctor's wife and the woman next door were not on friendly terms, but the tramp didn’t know that. «De lady next door,” he said, “give me a piece uv her home-made pie, an’ 1 Vought "— “I'm sorry,” interrupted the doctor's wife, “but the doctor isn’t at home just now. However, there's a physician in the | |next block, and if you hurry he may be able to give you relief before much karm is done." — Chicago Post, “T don't see why a well-dressed man you should have to walk the railroad- ac “Well, you see, Lam a theatrical man- ager, and Iam getting together a com- pany."— Town and Country. HENRY LINDENMEYR & SONS PAPER WAREHOUSE On. $2, 24, and 96 Meecker 8 Branch Warehcales. 33 ieetian Street Sew York ALL KINDS OF FAFER MADE TO ORDER HF 0 O2teReRtate-at lenge, IL USA, WATER MOTOR FAN yoo le with “any spigot or attached to ‘An: current of mut any noise Te has no equal for the Desertpalee Clreniar V1 PRICE. COMPLETE, $1.60 — acents waxteo ELAWALE RUBBER Co., Dept. 78, G3 Market Steet, Fila. PL For any pu Rest and cheapest Tight oo earth, Barber Saloon Stores & Homes ates Lagint Go. 08 MORPHIN Weite The Dr, JL, Stepbes Cas epi Lah spec je Sts Chicago, Hit: god LIQUOR HABITS, CURED Thousands having failed else- ‘AS \ HENRY | An sam ifused at... +! i} £ TARBELL EQUITABLE \ BMY) ES “MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINES” dowment policy in the Equitable mak¢s money for you—and at the time protects your family, But /you can only secure it while the sun of good health is shining. For full tntormatioa {Il eat coupes below, of write THE EQUITABLE LIFE ASSURANCE SOCIETY of the United States 120 Broadway, New York. Please send me information regarding an Endowment for $ ++ years of age. Address...