Judge, 1903-05-30 · page 17 of 18
Judge — May 30, 1903 — page 17: what you’re looking at
What you’re looking at
This page from *Judge* magazine is primarily devoted to **period advertisements** for alcohol and tobacco products rather than political satire. The visible content includes: **Main Advertisement**: Pabst Blue Ribbon beer emphasizes purity through its ingredients and manufacturing process—a marketing approach typical of the era. **Supporting Content**: Several short humorous anecdotes appear scattered throughout—comic exchanges about cigars, dating, luck, and theater attendance. These are gentle, non-political jokes rather than satire. One references *Hamlet*, which appears in a theatrical context on the page itself. **Other Ads**: Champagne, bitters, whiskey, and wine advertisements dominate the layout, each making quality and heritage claims common to turn-of-the-century marketing. **Key Point for Modern Readers**: This reflects an era when advertisements prominently featured in humor magazines, and alcohol/tobacco promotion was completely unrestricted and normalized in mainstream publications. The humor here is purely social comedy, not political commentary.
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PRESS OF SACKETT & WiLHELWS LITHOG! Everybottle of genuine Pabst Blue Ribbon bears the trade-mark “Pabst Milwaukee in a red circle. Tn the making of Pabst Beer The barley 1s right The hops are right The water 1s ri ht The that’s why Pab st me plant is right | beer 18 always pure. “Come in here a minute. I want to buy you a good cigar."* “You don’t have to do that just because I gave you one yesterday. Besides, you know, I don't smoke.” “TL know; but I want you to keep it and give it to me the next time you have ion to offer me a cigar.""—Philadel- phia Press, QLVT WEVA HONEST FLAVOR fq ‘0d perfect parity are foam fa GREAT WESTERN CHAMPAGNE aa q ‘ium of ther liqueurs at the end of the fermenting. process Ia other word, fhe ‘French Gaver is ruade, ‘the American te born! Hence the opus larity of * Great: Western,” the | gold medal winner at the Paris Expo- sitton. PLEASANT VAL», LEY WINE CO., Sole Makers, Rheims. Y. Sold by all Respectable Wine Dealers Barnes Tormer (as Hamlet)—" There is something -rotten in the state of Den- mark.” Voice (from the gallery)— You're it, old man."—Smart Set, DR.SIEGERT ~° ANGOSTURA BITTERS The Worlds Imported from Tunic ‘inidad BWI 22 GOLD MEDALS Unrivalled, appetizing tonic. An, exquisite flavoring for sherbet, punch, wine jelly, lem fonade, and ail ancy drinks. ‘The drink you offer to your friends will be thrice welcome if flavored. with Angostura, made only by Dr. J. G. By. Siegert & Sons. Refuse cheap domestic substitutes and imi- tations. 4. W. WUPPERMANK, Sole Apeol, Mem York, X.Y. Handsome booklet containing popular mixed dink recipes mailed free oa request. “Would you call her mercenary ?” “Well, perhaps it would be better to say that in matrimonial matters she dis- plays good business judgment." Chicago Evening Post. : Swipes— Who is dat kid yer so polite to, Muggs? Is his daddy a millionaire 2” ‘Muggs— Millionaire? Huh! Why dat guy's brudder is de ticket-taker at de ball-groun’s !"—Chicago News. “I's glad to see all dis here philanthropy goin’ on,” said Uncle Eben ; “ but I reckon it’s gwinter be a good while befo’ you sees as big a crowd ata free library as. you does ata baseball game." — Washing- fon Star, Bitters that benefit mind and body : Abbott's, the Original Angostura, build up wasted tissue, brighten up the mental, and make new men and women. He (dejectedly)—« I there no hope for me ? She—"Oh! there must be some hope. There are lots of other girls who are not so particular.— Philadelphia Press. this final? Is “ You don’t mean to say you had to propose to Miss Hawty- Ned— Yep ; and, whew! you should have seen her.” Jack— Made you feel small, I bet.” WNed—" Small? Why, I couldn't see my- self in a mirror after it without the aid of] J amagnifying glass."—Philadelphia Press. Lawson—* Do you beli y in luck 2” Dawson (grumpi Yes ; bad luck.” DIAMONDS a Risss se STeetr Baer ‘omer Sah Se tad ot Sp te or roronmoions ag oe ha Doki caplet eeryilng ‘Your Grandfather's father,and other fine gentlemen of the old school, drank “GOLD LACK.” It ts now as then the wine of connolssears and aristocrats ‘the world over. ‘Ser IN PODUNK. Jos Meppers— Jaxe Wrirrcerret Josu Mepvers—' "ot did ye pay ter see ‘Hamlet* last night?" Thirty cents.”” Come off! I'seen ye ‘way up In th’ top gallery.” Jane Wiirrterree—" Wa-al, | paid twenty cents fer eggs. “Ca fa GF wet >, “DRINK ONLY THE PUREST” fine ol er | ‘We are the Largest Hottlers and Shippers of Cased Whiskies in Kentucky. WRIGHT & TAYLOR, DISTILLERS LOUISVILLE, KY. RAF